Ask me things

[Father:_Polley]

I'm mildly bored and putting out the occasional post...

In the meantime, ask me anything. Questions of life, knowledge, or what ever you want to know about me

 

[Lee]

OK...

why in America do they date everything Month/Day/Year but when it comes to the 4th July they do it Day/Month/Year?

 

[Father:_Polley]

Because they realise they've done it the wrong way round

 

[Miko]

Dont you hate it when people talk to you, but stand right up in your face so that you can smell what they had for dinner?

-EDIT- Thats more of a rhetorical question, you may merely smile and nod -EDIT-

 

[Father:_Polley]

<smiles and nods>

Especially if it's garlicy

 

[Lee]

So erm, what would happen if you guys lost on Wednesday?



how funny...Lee is a comical genius...We'll get stuffed.

 

[klunderbunker]

How do I keep Fraggles from stealing my radishes?

Are you my twin brother Simon?

Who wins in a fight: Ash from Pokemon or Ash from Evil Dead?

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[Father:_Polley]

So erm, what would happen if you guys lost on Wednesday?



how funny...Lee is a comical genius...We'll get stuffed.

Knowing Utd's luck, they might. Ok, maybe not... but you never know.

 

[OIL]

Do you look like Bubba Ray?

Because I like to think you do. Makes me chuckle.

 

[Father:_Polley]

How do I keep Fraggles from stealing my radishes?

Kill them

Are you my twin brother Simon?

No Thomas... I'm your father

Who wins in a fight: Ash from Pokemon or Ash from Evil Dead?

No idea. Can Ash use his Pokemon?

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Again, silly Americans. We drive on roads here.

 

[BooCocky]

How come if you hit the foul pole in baseball it is a fair ball?

 

[klunderbunker]

Who would make a better president: the Terminator, Gumby or Papa Smurf?

Who wins in a fight between a lion and 1,000 bees?

Where is my remote?

How many KM per gallon does Optimus Prime get?

 

[Tastycles]

Why pharmacy?

 

[Father:_Polley]

How come if you hit the foul pole in baseball it is a fair ball?

Is the foul pole the big thing in the stands. If so, I'd imagine it's like 'soccer' where it has to cross the line completely to be 'out'. If it hits the pole, its on the line, therefore still good

 

[Miko]

To borrow from Kurt Angle.

If you could go back in time and make one person tap out, who would it be?

 

[Father:_Polley]

Who would make a better president: the Terminator, Gumby or Papa Smurf?

Papa Smurf - the man is smurfing smurf

Who wins in a fight between a lion and 1,000 bees?

I'm going for the bees. Get Sam to arrange it to prove it, he's into animal fighting

Where is my remote?

Either under the cushion or the Fraggles have it

How many KM per gallon does Optimus Prime get?

He doesn't. I've never seen him fill up

 

[Father:_Polley]

Why pharmacy?

More women (2 girls to every guy on my course), more chance of a job and I didn't want to be a Dr.

 

[Father:_Polley]

To borrow from Kurt Angle.

If you could go back in time and make one person tap out, who would it be?

Hitler. In fact... he was in so much pain that time in his bunker, he had to kill himself to end the pain. They never mentioned the broken ankle... they were just happy he was gone

 

[Miko]

You broke Hitler's freakin' ankle? I am impressed.

 

[klunderbunker]

Why are you carrying that pair of pants?

Do ants like pizza?

Can my cousin Jerry move to Belfast?

Why not Belslow?

 

[Christian Battlez]

did u steal unholy profits quarters?

do u wanna go with us to sweden?

ROAD TRIP!!!!

do you think Fred Durst or K-Fed are a bigger waste of space?

 

[Father:_Polley]

You broke Hitler's freakin' ankle? I am impressed.

With a broken freakin' neck

 

[Father:_Polley]

Why are you carrying that pair of pants?
I'm not

Do ants like pizza?

Have you seen them turn anything down??? Course they do

Can my cousin Jerry move to Belfast?

If he pays me losts of money

Why not Belslow?

Because it's a Gaelic derived name meaning Mouth of the Farset. Belslow just wouldnt be Gaelic

 

[Fizzy]

Polley... How are you? How's your day going?

 

[Father:_Polley]

[QUOTE="The Hardcore Legend" Christian Battlez;894172]did u steal unholy profits quarters?[/QUOTE]
Nope. But is there a roll of your of quarters in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Sorry, I had to

[QUOTE="The Hardcore Legend" Christian Battlez;894172]do u wanna go with us to sweden?

ROAD TRIP!!!![/QUOTE]
Sweden would be cool
[QUOTE="The Hardcore Legend" Christian Battlez;894172]do you think Fred Durst or K-Fed are a bigger waste of space? [/QUOTE]
K-Fed. Durst has at least contributed something to society