Ask Marquis

[Mr. TM]

Do you miss Sparky?

 

[Marquis]

Thoughts on me?

I think you're a fine poster, a bit underrated. Out of this years rookie's you're probably my favorite so far.

Favorite video game?

Not sure. Probably Final Fantasy Tactics.

Favorite Video game system?

PS2

Do you know me?

I've seen you around the bar room.

Do you have a favorite film?

A few. It changes depending on my mood. Either The Royal Tenenbaums or Goodfellas.

How do you think Kimbo Slice will do in the upcoming season of TUF? Many people think he'll bomb, what about you?

Well I remember he stopped training with Bas Rutten since he wouldn't listen to Bas. So if he doesn't listen to his trainers, I see him doing horrid.

Lariat gets a shot at the WZPC Intercontinental title. Thoughts?

Punch your opponents eye out.

Miss me?

of course.

 

[Marquis]

11.) Would you kiss the Big Show's ass for $20?

12.) Do you like kitties?

13.) Better SFAC president - Me or Becker?

14.) Do you dislike licking envelopes?

15.) Did you know you're in my top-five favorite posters?

16.) Did you know I nominated you to be a judge for the Debaters League?

17.) Did you know that I asked those last questions to get extra points in the League?

18.) I left my phone on the pool deck tonight. It's locked. Sad, huh?

19.) Should I buy an iPod for Christmas?

20.) Do you use LimeWire?

I wouldn't kiss his ass for $1000

Yes i do.

Becker, your reign has only just started.

Can't recall licking more then 3 in my whole life. So not sure

I did not know.

I did not know you nominated me.

Now I do.

Lame

Yes, you should get a Ipod.

Never, i support artists.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

21.) If you could meet anyone not named 48.7 from the forum, who would you meet?

22.) Coca-Cola?

23.) Jack Links or Oberto beef jerky?

24.) Why the name Marquis?

25.) What the FUCK were you thinking in ranking Carmelo over Brandon Roy?

26.) Favorite MLB team?

27.) Why don't you post sports?

28.) Ever watched Big Brother?

29.) Are you annoyed by my questions?

30.) Got a facebook?

 

[Khalifa]

Oh Marquis great one, how come you killed it??? ={...

 

[Sparky]

Some noob is using my fucking avatar. What should I do about it. ??

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

bump

 

[Marquis]

21.) If you could meet anyone not named 48.7 from the forum, who would you meet?

22.) Coca-Cola?

23.) Jack Links or Oberto beef jerky?

24.) Why the name Marquis?

25.) What the FUCK were you thinking in ranking Carmelo over Brandon Roy?

26.) Favorite MLB team?

27.) Why don't you post sports?

28.) Ever watched Big Brother?

29.) Are you annoyed by my questions?

30.) Got a facebook?

Jake

Don't like it

Jack Links has a cooler name, so I'll go with him.

Well a character I liked was named Marquis David. After looking up Marquis was a rank of nobility, I ran with it as a user name since I needed a name change from M.V.P.

I was thinking Carmelo > Brandon Roy.

The Mets probably.

Cause the only sports I follow closely are basketball and MMA.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

 

[Marquis]

Oh Marquis great one, how come you killed it??? ={...

I didn't meat to honestly. I was just stroking her gently, calming her down, but then i noticed she wasn't crying anymore or sniveling. When I raise her from my lap she was dead, I don't know how it happened. Honestly, it wasn't my fault.

Some noob is using my fucking avatar. What should I do about it. ??

Send him a angry PM or go all Kangaroo on his ass.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

31.) Any man you'd go gay for?

 

[Marquis]

31.) Any man you'd go gay for?

Yoshihiro Akiyama.

 

[hArdyPUNKmArk]

If a man walks 2 miles down the road and stops to ponder how many miles he walked what would be the answer?

What is your favourite Australian Football Leauge (AFL) team? (You can use google)

How kick ass is the nWZo?

Who chuck's the most hissy fits on the forum?

What is your #1 dream job?

What is the dirtiest thing a girl has said to you?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

A Jake fan, seriously, I don't get it?

 

[Marquis]

A Jake fan, seriously, I don't get it?

Well Jake, with easily being the most interesting person on here, is it really a wonder why you have fans? Your sarcasm and wit is unmatched. You have made hundreds of classic threads such as, How do i fix my tiles? The one where you get stuck on your roof for 90 minutes. When you made a thread subtly implying Rey might be a pedo. The cigar lounge thread where you asked if women like the attention they get from beatings. With such classics like this, and being one of the few interesting people in a crop of boring ones. It's easy to see why Jake fans exist.

As for what is a Jake fan? I take it as someone who appreciates your body of work.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Body being the apt word. I don't think I've come up with anything intresting in about a year or more.

 

[Marquis]

Body being the apt word. I don't think I've come up with anything intresting in about a year or more.

Well most of the ones i named were recent, I think. I know that Rey pedo one was not that long ago. Out of this year so far my favorite is "How Not To Fix A Leaking Roof". It was humorous and educational.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's only eductaional if you're a total idiot. I think there are safer ways of leveling out a ladder than by putting a mug on one leg.

 

[Marquis]

It's only eductaional if you're a total idiot. I think there are safer ways of leveling out a ladder than by putting a mug on one leg.

Well then all idiots who saw the thread have learned never to use a mug. I doubt i will come across a situation like that in the near future, or at all, but if i do, I at least now know not to use a mug. Not sure what my first thought would have been to use, but now I know it won't be a mug for sure.