Ask Jake

[Y 2 Jake]

Hey dude. I mean. he fricken gets into strip clubs for free.



STRIP CLUBS FOR FREEE.


pretty much the epitome of coolness

Most people get into strip clubs for free, that's why the drinks are so expensive.

The girls pay to work there, they keep the money off the dances, the house takes £100 a night off a girl, and claims all the money off the drinks.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

oh, so only a complete ass would brag about getting into strip clubs for free eh??


the whole manner of which the system works is entirely forighn to me

 

[Y 2 Jake]

oh, so only a complete ass would brag about getting into strip clubs for free eh??


the whole manner of which the system works is entirely forighn to me

I'm sure you pay for some, just not the good ones.

 

[NSL]

Most of the strip clubs here have a small cover charge, and the girls work for free....The club only makes their money off drinks and cover charges, and the girls keep everything else.

I don't know about the rest of the country, but at least locally, that's how the best ones work, because the clubs want the best girls to make sure they have a packed house every night...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't know about the rest of the country, but at least locally, that's how the best ones work, because the clubs want the best girls to make sure they have a packed house every night...

For the most part the looks of the girls aren't important. Drunk people don't care. It's only the nicer places where it's important, and in those places the women pay to work there.

The nicer it is the more money they'll make.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

ahm such a pathetic, miserable world we live in

 

[NSL]

For the most part the looks of the girls aren't important. Drunk people don't care. It's only the nicer places where it's important, and in those places the women pay to work there.

The nicer it is the more money they'll make.

I guess you have a point there...

I don't see why a woman should have to pay to take her clothes off for money though...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Jake. im going to be an awesome heel when I start wrestling. and you would be too if you ever decided to give er a go

 

[Derf]

At my local strip club, which I've only been in once, there was a $5 cover charge, and the girls kept $18 or the $20 for a dance, but if the girls did anything extra (obviously against he rules) they pocketed the extra cash. A girl was caught doing extras a few months ago, got fired, and burned the building down all in one night.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I guess you have a point there...

I don't see why a woman should have to pay to take her clothes off for money though...

You've goty to spend money to make money. £100 isn't nothing when you're making £1,500 per night.

Jake. im going to be an awesome heel when I start wrestling. and you would be too if you ever decided to give er a go

I would be awesome. But I'm self sufficient, I couldn't work for somebody else.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

so my ex GF was a major bitch and everything right.


well one day, we are having a semi argument, were she likes to walk off from me, and not talk. NorCal finds this very disrespectfull, and doesnt take kindly to disrespect. She also goes outside and lights a cigarette, which I have explicitly forbid. She doesnt even smoke anymore, she just does it to try and upset me, and be defiant. So, I take the cigarette out of her mouth, and crush it. she then gets up and walks in the house goes upstairs.

now see, al this time, im trying to remain calm, and get this shit resolved. she isnt the type though. no, no, she has to be cool, and walk off with an attitude.

so she goes up stairs, pushes me out of the way, goes in the bathroom, and locks the door. this is in MY fucking house mind you. I get close to the door and say

"XXX can you please open the door, so we can get this settled."

to which she answers

"no, fuck you. what are you gonna do adam?? huh?? what are you gonna do??"


bad idea.

*cue triple H music* time to play the gaaaaaammmee


I then proceed to break the door down. not just the hinges, I mean the whole frame, the part that connects to the wall. in ONE fail swoop. not with my foot. with my shoulder.

I then rip the shower curtain and rod out of the wall, and get about 1/4 inch from her face and scream, probably louder than ive ever screamed before


"FUCK YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING IGNORANT BITCH"


annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddd. that was that.

I was correct wasnt I?? you wouldve done the same thing right???

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I WOULD NOT have crushed the cigarette. I also would have used my foot, not my shoulder.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I figured it would be more intimidating were I to use my shoulder. I was correct.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I figured it would be more intimidating were I to use my shoulder. I was correct.

But it hurts, and it's a woman.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

It didnt hurt though. I was so plum full o rage that I didnt feel a thing. I probably couldve knocked that fucking thing down with my head and not felt it

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You should have saved your anger for at her house. After you sexed her that is.

 

[Spunky]

It didnt hurt though. I was so plum full o rage that I didnt feel a thing. I probably couldve knocked that fucking thing down with my head and not felt it

Koslov headbutt. FTW.

 

[Marquis]

*cue triple H music* .

 

[Marquis]

When did you decide to put George Ramon over and make him your protege?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

This morning, when I first heard of him.

 

[Marquis]

Any reason in particular why you made him your protege?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He amused me. Not directly, I've never read a thing he's wrote.

 

[Marquis]

Would you ever consider making me your protege?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You can be my protege so long as I don't have to do anything.

 

[Marquis]

Sounds good to me. Besides you did enough work by saving me from being banned or put in prison.