Ask Jake

[Y 2 Jake]

My willy got snagged on some barbed wire when I was younger. It's ok if you look down on it, but I can't imagine it's pretty if you look at the underside. SummerSlam 1989 that is.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Your penis has seen some hardships, huh Jake?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The penis? Not really. Collectively though, the genitals have had it tough.

 

[Milkyway!]

Do you like bears?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I like that the Polar ones seek out human flesh, that's about it.

 

[OIL]

Can you believe it's not butter?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If it's not butter than why do people buy it when they need butter?

 

[OIL]

Right up there with the meaning of life. We will never know.