Ask Jake

[Uncle Sam]

Can fat Asian women be sexy?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Can fat Asian women be sexy?

Dunno. I'm partial to a minority, just not fat ones.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You once said that every hole is a goal. Did you mean it?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You once said that every hole is a goal. Did you mean it?

Everybody is beatiful in some way, shape or form. Just because they're glutinous on the outside, doesn't mean they're not special on the inside.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Someone just rang asking for me. I put on a voice and said I was out. No, not really. Should I?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What, fuck a fat Asian lady? Yeah, why not. I've never been with an Asian girl. Probably because I look racist and most of them were driven out of the area. But that;'s not the point. It's an oppertunity I'd grasp with both hands given the choice.

 

[Sparky]

I thought your daughter was Asian?

 

[Marquis]

Favorite Cranberries song?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I thought your daughter was Asian?

Japanese Asian, not Indian Asian. Which I assumed is what Sam was about.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Favorite Cranberries song?

Zombie.

 

[Marquis]

Good choice. Probably my favorite song from them as well.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I reckon Becca only supports HBK so adamantly because she'd look stupid if she didn't. It's too late to pull out now sort of thing. Yeah?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I reckon Becca only supports HBK so adamantly because she'd look stupid if she didn't. It's too late to pull out now sort of thing. Yeah?

She still likes him?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

SummerSlam 89 is brilliant. just got done with the 6 man between The Rockers and Tito Vs The Model and The rougeus brothers. great, phenominal match.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You've got Warrior/Rude & Duggan/Demolition vs. Andre/Twin Towers to look forward to.

 

[Rusty]

Did Jake miss me while he was banned?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jake doesn't miss people.

 

[Rusty]

Not even Sam?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not eevn Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are homosexual gentlemen aroused by the sight of their own genitals?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Are homosexual gentlemen aroused by the sight of their own genitals?

I'm repulsed by my own penis. Not that it really answers your question.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I gotta admit, I don't think mine's that bad. It's not that good, but it's not that bad. A solid 3 star penis.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You've got Warrior/Rude & Duggan/Demolition vs. Andre/Twin Towers to look forward to.

there has been nothing bad

Hart Foundation Vs Brain busters was brilliant

Dusty Rhodes Vs Honky Tonk was good

Rooster Vs Mr.Perfect was good

Rockers and tito Vs The brothers and Martel was brilliant

 

[Uncle Sam]

Do you mind? I was discussing my penis. For some reason.