Ask Jake

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't remember.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Can you take on two proteges? I can never get a hold of Spawn.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Can you take on two proteges? I can never get a hold of Spawn.

Fine, PM me if you need an endorsment.

 

[Marquis]

One day you gave me an infraction for spamming in Echelon's Women's Match of the week thread. All you put in the infraction message was spamming, no why it came off as spam or what i can do to improve just blank. At first you would think "well maybe Jake just doesn't care enough to tell you why it was spam". Wrong! You left it blank so i can think for myself where i went wrong. Was it the spelling? The way it came off? I didn't add enough info? All that crossed my mind. So every post i would make after reading your infraction i would triple check for spelling and that my reason and opinion came off properly.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

One day you gave me an infraction for spamming in Echelon's Women's Match of the week thread. All you put in the infraction message was spamming, no why it came off as spam or what i can do to improve just blank. At first you would think well maybe Jake just doesn't care enough to tell you why it was spam. Wrong! You left it blank so i can think for myself where i went wrong. Was it the spelling? The way it came off? I didn't add enough info? All that crossed my mind. So every post i would make after reading your infraction i would triple check for spelling and that my reason and opinion came off properly.

I used to give a description when I infracted. The only time I didn't was went a post was terrible and I thought it was beyond obvious.

But you are welcome.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Merry christmas and all that shit Jake. glad you are here to have a miserable time alongside me

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's annoying because I've got a cold so I've been away since 4. My daughter will have woken up at a similar time at her mother's house but she will have been told to go back to sleep. Probably in the form of ''Get back in fucking bed and don't wake me up until 12''.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

the last time I was home for Xmas and opened stuff, we all didnt rouse until noon. I luaghed and pointed out how no one in the house gave a fuck about christmas becuase we didnt get shit anyway, so let us fucking sleep. Wrong I was proven, by the pair of socks I received not but moments later

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's a kids thing. Pisses me off that I won't see mine till later. Although I always win the divorced parents present war.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

conversly, last year there was to be no present opening, oh but there WAS awakening at 6am to sit in a car outside of a prison for no less than 5 fun filled hours, while my mother visited her Boyfriend.

now THAT my friends. is the magic of christmas.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Get any gifts?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

conversly, last year there was to be no present opening, oh but there WAS awakening at 6am to sit in a car outside of a prison for no less than 5 fun filled hours, while my mother visited her Boyfriend.

now THAT my friends. is the magic of christmas.

^^^^^^^^

 

[Y 2 Jake]

THIS year.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OH. just speaking with you. My roomates even went to their relatives place. *****. So i am to be all alone entirely for the next 3 or so days. so thatd be a no

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Same as me. My girl asked me for some money so she could get her mum something. I said yes, the same question asked to her mother will have got a no.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

meh its fine with me. I figure I get the same amount of stuff out of a christmas back in da hood, cept without the extreme aggravation.

Except ill have to call my grandparents, and the mothership. which will be laborious

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Mine are all dead..yay.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Same as me. My girl asked me for some money so she could get her mum something. I said yes, the same question asked to her mother will have got a no.

ive found thats the best way. the BEST way to really fuck with someone is to kill them with kindness, then treat them as if they are insignficant. awesome

 

[Mighty NorCal]

luckily I will only have an hour or so. I should be able to get her to mind her manners, and keep things light and easy that way

 

[Y 2 Jake]

ive found thats the best way. the BEST way to really fuck with someone is to kill them with kindness, then treat them as if they are insignficant. awesome

It's more me not being shitty and not wanting to be the dick parent. I'll benefit me when she's older and she remembers how much her mother dislikes me and how neutral I am.

 

[Minor League Brian]

Can we turn this into the secret sexist club till Becca figures it out and ruins all the fun?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Brian, no worries. this whole forum is that thread, really...

 

[Minor League Brian]

Brian, no worries. this whole forum is that thread, really...

=D

Its a Christmas miracle!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

next thing you know, the "post a pic of the opposite sex" thread will get shut down becuase it objectifies women...

 

[Minor League Brian]

Becca's going to win, I realized that after I made that post. I'm stuck, D=

Its impossible to win an argument on sexism, because you'll still be seen as a "sexist" at the end of it.