Ask Jake

[Y 2 Jake]

In a fashion. Theres more categories this year because I was bored at the doctors.

 

[Loveless Chulita]

Hmm.. what's your favorite position...






















to lay in the bed in? lol.

Do you lay on your back, side, stomach?

 

[MR.SCOTT]

do you really own a porn shop?

 

[C.M.]

Are you going to join Team AJ or Team Luther?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Are you going to join Team AJ or Team Luther?

AJ

do you really own a porn shop?

Several. I'd suggest it as a job. Boring but it makes money.

Hmm.. what's your favorite position...






















to lay in the bed in? lol.

Do you lay on your back, side, stomach?

I curl into a ball.

 

[C.M.]

How are you doing?




How are we going to defeat the evil Team Luther?

 

[C.M.]

Who is Spongebob squarepants?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

How are you doing?




How are we going to defeat the evil Team Luther?

Fine.

You stand no chance of defeating Luther.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Who is Spongebob squarepants?

An enigma.

 

[Shocky]

just watch a Stampede Wrestling match with Bret Hart and Dynamite. Do you wish you were older to watch that stuff as it happened?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not really. I watched them first when I was about 14-15. It was only when I started watching wrestling that wasn't as cartoonish as WWE & WCW that I appreciated them.

 

[Derf]

Hey Jake, what do you think of my "Ass Whoop" sig?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I like it.

 

[BooCocky]

why the change of name? You need a new identity?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm seeing if I get a response of Jade Shocker. It would be better if I had his sig.

 

[C.M.]

Who's Jade shocker?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Go to the complaint thread there is a guy called Golden something. That is him. He also made posts which have been deleated saying I'm a ******, and that he hates ******s. Funny imo.

Edit: Goodbyehall not Golden.

 

[C.M.]

Just saw it,Funny stuff
Is that him in your sig?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yup. Anyone who acts like a dick. Gets me looking up there e-mail and seeing if they have a My Space page. I then request their friendship.

 

[Angelica Haze]

*cracks knuckles*

What is the best memory you have?

what is the dumbest thing you have ever seen in real life?

is it Pop, Soda, Cola, Coke or fizzy drink?

what is the most fun you have ever had?

what is your biggest fear?

whats the dumbest thing you have ever done?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What is the best memory you have?

I was pretty happy when my daughter was born. So happy she wasn't ugly.

what is the dumbest thing you have ever seen in real life?

Where I live, dumb reigns supreme.

In my local pub a black bloke once walked in. Everyone other than people who moved to that town looked confised. No exaggeration.

is it Pop, Soda, Cola, Coke or fizzy drink?

That is all the same in England. I don't do sweet stuff.

what is the most fun you have ever had?

Oi, cheeky.

what is your biggest fear?

Sharks. Those things scare the shit out of me.

whats the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Trespassing/Penis/Barbed Wire. That order.

 

[Angelica Haze]

I was pretty happy when my daughter was born. So happy she wasn't ugly.

Trespassing/Penis/Barbed Wire. That order.

1. thats a horrible thing to say
2. LMAO

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Its not a horrible thing to say. Every parent thinks it.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Its not a horrible thing to say. Every parent thinks it.

THAT IS SO FRICKEN TRUE!

I swear, I said for monthes building up to the arrival of my Daughter. I said to everyone I knew.. "Ya know, I get how Parents are like.. 'aww, they're so cute.' But I'm too honest to lie."

And its true, had my daughter of been ugly, I would've called a spade a spade. lol

 

[Angelica Haze]

i guess it's just men that think that, I don't know of one mother who that was their first thought when seeing their new baby