Ask Jake

[damienwhite]

FACT.

brainbecker is jakes bitch...fact

 

[Derf]

Hey Jake, SuperDerf has his first question for you.

True or False. How many peanuts are in a bag of Peanuts?

 

[C.M.]

brainbecker is jakes bitch...fact

Who the fuck are you,Idiot?

You're everyone's bitch



FACT

 

[BooCocky]

brainbecker is jakes bitch...fact

learn to spell.

Who are you anyway? It doesn't matter anyway because you will probably become a nobody or banned within a few days.

 

[C.M.]

He called you Brainbecker
haha LMAO


Who's Brainbecker anyways?

 

[BooCocky]

I know....LAWLZ.. he will be next on Jakes kill list

 

[Lil Wes]

brainbecker is jakes bitch...fact

ROFLMAO,

That is all.

 

[Derf]

He called you Brainbecker
haha LMAO


Who's Brainbecker anyways?

Brainbecker is probably aot smarter than Brianbecker. I mean, come on... "Brain" becker? Must be one hell of a smart guy to have Brain in his name.


Slowly trying to become a sombody...

 

[BooCocky]

Who's Brainbecker anyways?

Never heard of him

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He called you Brainbecker
haha LMAO


Who's Brainbecker anyways?

He posts here.

learn to spell.

Who are you anyway? It doesn't matter anyway because you will probably become a nobody or banned within a few days.

Prison material me thinks.

Who the fuck are you,Idiot?

You're everyone's bitch



FACT

Damien White, silly.

Hey Jake, SuperDerf has his first question for you.

True or False. How many peanuts are in a bag of Peanuts?

True.

brainbecker is jakes bitch...fact

One of many. Questions only please.

Jake this is david jetter i did not have two accounts, well now i do you banned me for no reason you freak, i cant believe i worked harder then anyone in wzcw and now this, btw check gus and joe and kenny out they have the same ip but you didnt ban them did you, you banned me because of what i was doing for the e fed so you can kiss my ass you piece of shit

That is not a question.

I'm willing to use live children for stem cell research. Does my lack of morals/possession of balls impress you?

You are almost like a brother to me, we think alike. Verdict: Beyond cool.

Do you think Freedom & HBK-aholic are going to e-fall in e-love?
If so you think they are going to have e-children?

e-love doesn't last. And e-children sound almost as gross as real ones.

Why's Benoit so cool?

Because he killed two people and was probably oblivious to why he was in hell.

Jake do you agree that Jericho looked like a fairy last night with what he was wearing?

It would have worked if he still had the long hair. Buthe looked stupid imo.

Jake, what's your favorite flavor lollipop???

Dunno.I haven't had one in years. But I sell cock flavor lolly pops in my shop. Apparently they are just flavourless.

What do you think of me?

You seem nice. Wish you were older though. 16 is legal, but so wrong.

Good Morning All!

So Jake how do you rate last night's Raw?

2/5 crap show.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Jake....

that sig is easily one of the top 3 greatest things I have ever seen. FACT

Thankyou sir

 

[Uncle Sam]

Not a question.

Jake, I fashioned a 4-year-old boy to look like Mario, with mixed (and sexy) results. Impressed?

 

[Loveless Chulita]

To Jake: What are you doing tonight? lol.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not a question.

Jake, I fashioned a 4-year-old boy to look like Mario, with mixed (and sexy) results. Impressed?

Groovy. I'll do the same with my daughter. I'll make her look like Peach then Mario can come round and do some plumbing.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

To Jake: What are you doing tonight? lol.

Nothing tonight. But tomorrow I'm going to get pissed.

 

[Melon Farmer]

How many times have you had sex.

When you first had sex how old were you?

Is your daughter a result of the 1st time u had sex or is she a result of sex that u had that wasn't ur first?

What happened to ur daughter's mother?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

none of your buisness

 

[TheOneBigWill]

How many times have you had sex.

When you first had sex how old were you?

Is your daughter a result of the 1st time u had sex or is she a result of sex that u had that wasn't ur first?

What happened to ur daughter's mother?

Jake, do you think he was attempting to write a book about sex, based off your own experiences!?

 

[Derf]

Jake, I lost my virginity to my girlfriends identical twin sister. Do you have any funny stories that can beat that? I know the above question was "None of our business", but do you have any other stories that you can share? I know we're all interested!

Oh, and can I join your Fan Club? It looks fun, I want in!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jake, do you think he was attempting to write a book about sex, based off your own experiences!?

No. I think he was just curious as to how you have sex.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jake, I lost my virginity to my girlfriends identical twin sister. Do you have any funny stories that can beat that? I know the above question was "None of our business", but do you have any other stories that you can share? I know we're all interested!

Oh, and can I join your Fan Club? It looks fun, I want in!

I once had sex with a girl, and noticed she had a piece of shitty tissue on here arse. I said nothing, I'm a gent.

 

[C.M.]

Are the WZ exclusives getting paid to answer questions?
If so who's paying them?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They will be getting paid. I'll be the main WZ site that pays them. I couldn't tell you how much. They certainly need to claim there money back from Scott Hudson.

 

[jback]

Jake, do u know if the wz exclusives are really who they say they?
Also was it not really Eugene b/c u didnt think it was, and i was off the forums a few weeks and when i came back on "Eugene's" thread was gone. And if it wasnt eugene who was it?

ThANks

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The only one that wasn't legit was the Paul Bearer one. All the others have been.

Eugene was taken off because he wouldn't be posting on here anymore.