I suppose this is your way of trying to save face because you weren't able to pick up on the most basic of satire.
Either is you spelling capabilities.
Hilarious.
A) I spelled every word in that sentence correctly.
B) "Either is you spelling"? Are you serious? Tell me you did that on purpose just for a laugh, otherwise that is irony at it's funniest.
You could have done it WITHOUT the name calling. Listen, If you can't figure that out from my RESPONSE, Why bother trying to explain it to you now? Its ALL there in Black and White.
Wow, you're not only an idiot, but a hypocrite as well.
YOU started the name calling, not me. I said not one word about you in my original post, and then you replied with a slew of insults.
Are you purposely trying to look foolish?
Is that why their ratings have been 1.1 on iMPACT for over a YEAR now? You call that "Attracting Fans"?
Wow. You just can't stop supplying me with ammo, can you?
You're arguing with me that hiring famous wrestlers who have had a ton of media exposure is bad for business?
So if TNA hired Hulk Hogan tomorrow, that wouldn't be a smart move?
You clearly know absolutely nothing about how the wrestling business works, at all.
LOL I will tell you like I tell everyone else, READ SLOWLY and TRY to keep up.
Yes, because your posts tend to be such enlightening works of prose that us mere peons can barely comprehend your posts. They're monuments to the intelligent thought.
IF, I were TNA, I WOULD be listening to online fans as they have their finger on the PULSE of wrestling.
No, they don't. Do you honestly believe that what you are saying right now hasn't been said 10 million times by 10 million other smarks before you?
Online fans make up an absolutely miniscule percentage of wrestling fans. What your asking is that instead of TNA market their product towards a
majority of their audience, you want them to market to the minority?
You have got to be the worst businessman I've ever encountered. You're basically saying that you want TNA to lose money in order to satisfy the fanboys pipe dreams.
I am definatly NOT saying to take them 100% seriously, but some people on this forum truly have some great idea's. People coming here give their true feelings about whether or not they would watch if they brought in certain people. Business 101 says that the customer service is KEY to a successful business. If they are NOT going to listen to the people PAYING thier paychecks, why be in business? I hear Doink "The Clown" is availible for bookings! TNA should hire him too! He would turn the X-Division around in a week! LOL
Again, you are living in some fantasy world where the online community of fans makes up a majority of wrestling fans. You're wrong. Incredibly.
The wrestling business has
never taken the online communities ideas seriously. Did they listen to the online fans during the Attitude era, when wrestling was at it's highest point of popularity? No. So why would they listen to the minority now?
Forget about Doink the Clown. You're insinuating that hiring former WWE wrestlers is a bad idea, and that is just so wrong in so many ways that I would need to give you a Cliff Notes for you to even be able to understand that.
Or was TNA hiring Booker T, Mick Foley, Kurt Angle, & Christian Cage all bad ideas? If you believe that, you're a fool. Well, you're already a fool, but I suppose that would make you an even larger one.
It IS an opinion that TNA is doing their best business because the RATINGS say otherwise.
My god. With every paragraph the stupidity takes another level. Are you seriously going to debate with me that TNA expanding their entire business into the global market and improving their product and budget is a sign of them doing
bad business?
You seriously do not understand a single thing about how a business works. At all.
They have leveled out. IF, they were doing their best business, they would be getting better and better numbers as the MEM story progresses, until they go NOTICED like the WWE has been noticed for a JUMP in RATINGS with Cena's Return. Common sense here.
WWE has had a built-in fanbase for over 30 years. It's pretty hard for a company thats not even a decade old to compete with that. It's akin to saying that some small MMA operation without even 1/10th of the UFC's funds/promotion/fans should be able to compete with the UFC because of one good fight.
In other words, you're wrong. Again. As always. And their ratings haven't leveled off, they've remained consistent. Or are you going to argue with me that consistently above-average ratings are bad for business? I'm sure you will.
I never said anything about financial success. Those are your words. However, if you call TNA a financial success, You have NO IDEA about business.
...ROFL. My god. Did you really just say that
I don't know anything about business?! Anyone with even a rudimentary understanding of how to operate a successful business would beg to differ. You'd run a business into the ground within months.
Further more, please explain to me what kind of success there is for a wrestling program besides financial success? Are there a Wrestling Show Emmys that I'm unaware of? What you percieve as the lack of quality on the show means absolutely nothing if they continue to do well.
Sorry, but wrestling shows don't recieve any special rewards for pleasing a minority of smarks opinions.
See, Like Disco pointed out in his recent article, TNA could be RICHER (Financial Success) if they ADVERTISED. I do not in any way consider TNA a "Financial Success" and how you can is very laughable.
Again, so you are saying that TNA expanding their market and becoming more and more available to other parts of the world is bad for business?
You're just one joke after another, aren't you?
They are doing good, but why settle for Good, when by Advertising they could be GREAT. Why settle for second best? I see several WWE commercials (NOT video game commercials either) while watching TNA. Besides an occasional video game commercial from TNA on WWE programming, you see nothing. Now imagine what TNA could do if they were advertising iMPACT on RAW?
You seem to have this false idea that TNA can compete with the WWE, and you're insane to think so. Can AAA baseball compete with the MLB? No.
You also seem to think that TNA can just go ahead and ask Spike TV to stop airing WWE commercials and start airing TNA commercials more often. They don't decide that, the executives of Spike TV do.
Why, I am Hellspawn Demon, since you can't read or comprehend the name either.
Yes, because Hellspawn Demon is such an intelligent name. It doesn't at all sound like the screen name of a disgruntled 14 year old boy who plays too many video games, not at all.
You verbally attacked me.
You're the one who attacked me first. You ought to check out
your reading comprehension skills considering you just happened to have forgotten that.
You can't deal with the response, the door is thata way, don't it hit you where the good lord split you.
Can't deal with the response? If thats your way of saying that I've made you look like an absolute fool and that no one here even slightly respects anything you have to say, then yes, I suppose so.
But please, continue to respond so we can all have a good chuckle.
Since your response was that of a Middle Schooler, I would think it was a big word for you. Sorry.
Again, the irony here is just amazing. Someone needs to save this post to a hard drive so that we can never lose it, and pull it out to laugh at whenever need be.
I didn't say they were doing better. YOU DID. Anyone there?
Wow. Again, thank you for clearly proving that you are an absolute moron. Perhaps if you had connected that sentence with the next few sentences, you would have realized that I was asking a rhetorical question that I supplied the answers for. Thanks for playing, but yet again, you lose.
They made it 2 hours and the ratings have NOT INCREASED regularly.
Again, you show absolutely no grasp of what success is. Apparently you think that sustaining a 1.1 over a one hour time period as opposed to a 2 hour time period is the same thing. Fail.
It was LIVE for ONE WEEK. STOP THE PRESSES! TNA IS GROWING! HD? Still no rating increases. Rating up? LOL NO it has NOT increased. It has been a 1.1 for OVER A YEAR NOW.
Wow it's been 10 seconds since I've last embarassed you, let's have another go.
TNA's average Impact rating from January 4th 2007 to May 24th 2007 --- 1.004
TNA's average Impact Rating from January 3rd 2008 to May 22nd 2008 --- 1.109
So tell me, which number is larger?
Expanding shows accross the US? But they are NOT 20,000 people venues.
No shit. As I've mentioned already several times, TNA does not have even a fraction of the fanbase that the WWE has. And running 50 hours more of advertising per week isn't going to make 20,000 people venues a reality.
Do you even realize how many people 20,000 is? When the NWA was at it's very peak they were only filling arenas between 5-12,000 seats, with the occasional supershow here and there.
You just don't get it. TNA is the Arena Football League, and the WWE is the National Football League. And you honestly think that the AFL can compete with the NFL. Is that analogy simple enough for you?
You can do everything you said, but until their ratings go UP, they have accomplished all for NOTHING. Ratings is your KEY to success! Without them, they are throwing good money after bad.
I've already just proven to you that ratings HAVE increased.
Don't recall saying I was a writer for a wrestling program.
Are you seriously this dumb? Go look up what a rhetorical question is.
Never said I had the best idea's. But thanks for the compliment.
How could that possibly have been construed as a compliment? Or do you enjoy being humiliated?
OK, I NEVER said he was not "THE most successful" writers in wrestling.
I never claimed that you said that. Where are you getting this shit?
What exactly has he done since then to make me jump out of my seat?
Does his lack of recent success somehow void his previous success? No.
Are you kidding me? I sincerely hope you are joking here. All wrestling is, IS A COLLECTION of STORYLINES. Its how they are written that determines their success. Even you can't be THAT blind to think otherwise.
Again, where the fuck are you pulling this from? I did not once claim that wrestling wasn't a collection of storylines. How could you even get that idea from my post? Please explain to me why you feel the need to make things up.
As for giving my "Reason" on how the MEM storyline could have been HUGE is all there in BLACK AND WHITE. If you can't read and see my point of view, then I will NEVER be able to do so. "Jesus Christ" (As you said it earlier), You skipped the whole part of who should have been in the MEM in my OPINION, and made a stupid comment saying I didn't explain when I DID. Its not my fault you lack the skills of reading a complete story BEFORE making assumptions.
I read your idea, and I commented on it. Apparently I'm not the one who has trouble reading. Or did you not read the part that you JUST quoted in which I said that your idea was no different from 10,000 ideas before it?
You are a typical fan that thinks anyones OPINION other than YOURS is completely "ASININE".
Again, I said nothing at all even like that. Where are you getting this shit?
I respect plenty of wrestling fan's opinions. Just not yours. Because you're an idiot.
Which makes you the ABSOLUTE Worst Fan. I never said I could do a better job writing a wrestling show.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
They should have used Foley, JEFF JARRETT, Team 3-D, Sting, Christian Cage & Angle. Then they could have used the current MEM to help the young guys saying they have been there and tried this and it got them nowhere, Blah Blah Blah. Like I said, this storyline could have been HUGE if they would have done it right and it could have propelled TNA into a spotlight the WWE would no longer be able to avoid. But nope, TNA drops the ball.
You're saying right there, in your own words, what the writers SHOULD have done. How is that not you thinking you could do a better job then them? The very fact that you explain what they
should have done (not could have) proves my point.
Those are your words to try and make me look laughable when you are turning YOURSELF into the Laughable one. Read my post. Tell me where you see me proclaiming myself the "Wrestling Writer", Or "TNA'S SAVIOR"? Tell me where I said TNA needs to be "SAVED". You can't because those words NEVER came out of my mouth and never will. I was talking about ONE STORYLINE for Christsake and you turn me into someone trying to run TNA. LOL You are definatly LAUGHABLE.
This is ridiculious. Everything you've just asked me to prove you wrong on, I already have in this post.
I'm not sure which is funnier, your post, or that you actually think that I'm the one who's coming out of this debate looking "laughable". Several people have already told me how hilariously badly I've made you look in this thread.
The bottomline is, it doesn't "fucking" matter if you DO like TNA and you don't think the fans are killing it because thats your OPINION.
No, it's not an opinion. You apparently don't know the definition of the word fan. To be a fan means that one supports something. So explain to me how supporting a product kills that product?
This has got to be the most epic failure of a post I've ever seen.
I have said SEVERAL times now that TNA IS DOING FINE without the WWE nobodies.
Bullshit. You're going to tell me that TNA was doing better before they had Kurt Angle, Team 3-D, Booker T, Christian Cage, Kevin Nash, etc? Almost the entire roster are people who previously worked in the WWE. You continue to fail at an alarming rate.
The only thing you have proven is just how clueless you truly are.
Yes, it's not as though I've suppled facts and numbers while you've done nothing but insult and claim to know how to run a business. Yes, I am the clueless one all right.
If they are doing consistant business, then the QUALITY must get BETTER unless they are staisfied or too LAZY to take their business to the next level! This is once again, Business 101. I am sorry that I believe that TNA'S GOAL is to become bigger than the WWE and surpass them in the wrestling world. By your standards, I must be shooting to high for them. Maybe I should have your expectations and be satisfied with ECW status. But wait, ECW got the attention of the WWE and got mentions on WWE TV and TNA, well, they haven't even gotten a fart that resembled TNA from the WWE.
Again, this post is proof that you know absolutely nothing about how to run a business. Consistency is GOOD in a business if they are consistently good. A 1.1 may not seem like a high rating compared to WWE shows, but a 1.1 is a very good rating for a cable television show.
So if you had a company that was consistently profitable, that company would not be a success? You seriously need to get an education.
Funny, I was going to say the same thing to you. HAVE A NICE DAY!
Good luck with that. Trust me, no one agrees with you, and everyone here is laughing at you. I'm quite certain of this fact.
That had to be the most epic failure of a post, ever.