A thread about bacon

[Poop Master Flex]

Why?

Because its the greatest food ever that's why. It tastes amazing and makes every other meal better by association. Burgers? BETTER. Pizza? BETTER. Steak? BETTER. Maple Ice Cream? BETTER. Tooth Picks? BETTER.

Everything is better with bacon, EVERYTHING!

If you don't believe me just look at it:

Bacon! Praise it here!

 

[Martin Gabriel]

All hail bacon!

 

[D-Man]

Nature's perfect food.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Once heard of a bar that served bacon as a free snack similar to popcorn or pretzels.

Tell me that wouldn't be the greatest night of drinking ever.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Bacon is the tits

 

[D-Man]

Bacon is the tits

Actually, I think it's more like the belly.

 

[CH David]

If you're ever in Milwaukee on a Sunday, go to the Comet Cafe. They serve a free basket of bacon when you order a beverage.

 

[Davi323]

mmm...bacon.

This thread pretty much guarantees I am going to go to Wendy's tonight and get a Baconator.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

Nature's perfect food.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

mmm...bacon.

This thread pretty much guarantees I am going to go to Wendy's tonight and get a Baconator.

My Baconator last night (as well as my gf buying me a maple bacon lollipop and bacon toothpicks) were the inspiration for this thread. I don't care I feel like a lead weight is in my stomach afterwards, it was delicious.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Maybe MA has shitty bacon, but I don't see the massive appeal

Sure it's good, but godly?

 

[D-Man]

Maybe MA has shitty bacon, but I don't see the massive appeal

Sure it's good, but godly?

Have you ever met a person who ate bacon and DIDN'T like it?

Exactly. That makes it godly.

It's like the WWE coming up with a character and storyline that the entire IWC can agree on and enjoy as a whole.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Have you ever met a person who ate bacon and DIDN'T like it?

Exactly. That makes it godly.

It's like the WWE coming up with a character and storyline that the entire IWC can agree on and enjoy as a whole.

By godly I mean "This is the greatest flavor in existence"

I get why people like it, but not why it makes people's no-nos moist in; I also don't know if I've had REALLY good bacon, because we don't have a lot of diners around here

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yea, you prolly never have had reall good bacon. But even mediocre bacon is godly, shit is just delicous.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I hate chewy bacon, hate, hateeee

 

[Davi323]

Eating bad bacon is still better than not eating bacon.

 

[¡Roján!]

American bacon is very meh when compared to Danish bacon. Not that I have any affiliation with the Dutch and their cows.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Scott Steiner, everyone likes bacon! You know why Daniel Bryan is Vegan, because he never had bacon, if he did have bacon he would be a filthy meat eater like the rest of us.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

American bacon is very meh when compared to Danish bacon. Not that I have any affiliation with the Dutch and their cows.

...this is where I got lost.

Bacon and bagels are a good combination.

 

[¡Roján!]

...this is where I got lost.

Bacon and bagels are a good combination.

Dutch, Danish, potato, potatoe.

And yes, bacon, philadelphia and burnt bacon is my sunday lunch.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Dutch, Danish, potato, potatoe.

And yes, bacon, philadelphia and burnt bacon is my sunday lunch.

I have to admit, I thought you'd maybe discovered some kind of beefy bacon. You get my hopes up then crush them, but then redeem yourself with having 2 lots of bacon for sunday lunch. Good man!

 

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[Harthan]

I might be the only person I know that likes bacon as chewy as possible, i.e., without it being raw. Everyone I've ever spoken to has espoused that I am insane, and then proceeded to crispify the shit of their bacon. Anyone else go for it chewy?

 

[This Is My Name Thank You]

Have you ever met a person who ate bacon and DIDN'T like it?

Exactly. That makes it godly.

It's like the WWE coming up with a character and storyline that the entire IWC can agree on and enjoy as a whole.

Me. Bacon is gross. The smell, the taste the texture all of it. Just gross.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Have you ever met a person who ate bacon and DIDN'T like it?

Exactly. That makes it godly.

It's like the WWE coming up with a character and storyline that the entire IWC can agree on and enjoy as a whole.

I have actually met more people that didn't like God than bacon.