A New Start

[Coco]

I really like you. Should my merger negotiations with awesome_miz prove fruitful, you'll be the crown jewel of the delicious human trafficking that ensues.

 

[A Poster Named Desire]

Sir,

Awesome_Miz does NOT negotiate with terrorists. In fact, I'm pretty sure their ranked number 6 in his top 10 Power Rankings of the Most Dangerous Threats to WZ(Oddly enough, a major supporters of yours, The Champ, cumming up the rear at 3rd)

And a merger will not happen anyways...this isn't like Red China, Red Cuba or even Red Sweden(Close enough) This is like RED WHITE AND BLUE America! We the people, let me repeat that for you...WE THE PEOPLE don't believe in a limited selection of choices and parties.

 

[The Champ]

You say that before you even know what my secret weapon is.

And that, you will know, once I figure out what my secret weapon is.

 

[A Poster Named Desire]

Your collection of nude Cena photos, while robust and large(unlike other things in the photos themselves) doesn't intimidate us in the least.

That's because what started out as a coalition of hobbyists and fans, of men and boys, of nerds and jocks, of janitors and panhandlers, stands here today as the Wrestlezone Forums. And the WPZC Party is the embodiment of all their hard work and no troll attack or intellectually superior forum(Like PW) will hold us down.

 

[The Champ]

tl;dr

Vote Coco for shorter posts.

 

[A Poster Named Desire]

Vote Awesome_Miz(Or vote him out and vote for me instead) if you refuse to give up on truth.

 

[The Champ]

Didn't Miz give up on Truth last week?

Sound logic.

 

[A Poster Named Desire]

That's the point entirely.

Obviously reading comprehension is a major issue on this forum, which is precisely why Education Reform is such a major part of Awesome_Miz's platform.

 

[hoangtran]

Good luck

 

[The Champ]

That's the point entirely.

Obviously reading comprehension is a major issue on this forum, which is precisely why Education Reform is such a major part of Awesome_Miz's platform.

Being able to read sentences other than "The server is too busy at the moment, please try again later" must count for something.

 

[A Poster Named Desire]

It doesn't if your not allowed to post in the first place.

 

[Coco]

WE THE PEOPLE don't believe in a limited selection of choices and parties.

Seems your issue is with the way Sly and KB have structured this little exercise in democracy as there'll only be three names up for election in the general. Maybe you need to run your gripes up the ladder. I certainly would if I shared those gripes.

 

[The Champ]

Clearly, your reading comprehension is the one that's lacking, as I was extolling the virtues of the place that I've made my new residence at. The same place that you've insulted in pretty much every post you've made in this election, while still somehow expecting members to vote for your party.

Doesn't sound like a sound strategy to me. But what do I know? I'm just a John Cena fan.

 

[A Poster Named Desire]

Mr. Champ,

I'm done with this conversation. Exchanging ideals with you is about as intellectually stimulating as watching reruns of Jersey Shore. This discussion offers no merit and this campaign refuses to cater to the lowest common denominator, as well as fall for your attempt to spin our mission and discredit our candidate.

Seems your issue is with the way Sly and KB have structured this little exercise in democracy as there'll only be three names up for election in the general. Maybe you need to run your gripes up the ladder. I certainly would if I shared those gripes.

Now let me clarify, I was referring to the primaries. Obviously the process of which the general election is ran was formatted by a higher power than us and in that regard, is infallible.

 

[The Champ]

Mr. Champ,

I'm done with this conversation. Exchanging ideals with you is about as intellectually stimulating as watching reruns of Jersey Shore. This discussion offers no merit and this campaign refuses to cater to the lowest common denominator, as well as fall for your attempt to spin our mission and discredit our candidate.

... right here on WRESTLEZONE.COM!

*cheap pop*

 

[A Poster Named Desire]

Awesome_Miz,

Where's the stirring speeches?

 

[BK Styles]

Well, Monster Raving Looney has joined David French. I'd like to take up your offer AWESOME_MIZ. I am here, and unlike The Rock, I am NEVER. GOING. AWAY.

 

[ABMorales787]

Keep in mind you need about 20+ more members to stay afloat. Don't let yourselves drown and jump to the unsinkable battleship known as the ABC Party before it sails off.

 

[ABMorales787]

Tonight will be the last night for adding members to your party in order to make the cut. By approximately 24 hours from this post, I will determine the three parties with the most members. So if you have any added members, now is the time to let me know all of them.

Please keep in mind a party can still add members up until the primaries, however, I will be determining the three largest parties which are to go forward in the election tonight.

Clocks ticking, people. If you hold desires to compete for that mod spot, throw ol' Killjoy that PM soon or risk sinking.

 

[BK Styles]

Clocks ticking, people. If you hold desires to compete for that mod spot, throw ol' Killjoy that PM soon or risk sinking.

Okay, I'm listening. Answer me this: can you beat the David French Party? Realistically?

 

[ABMorales787]

Okay, I'm listening. Answer me this: can you beat the David French Party? Realistically?

The David French Party or Coco? Given the number of members in our own party, I'd say a solid yes. And your support can strengthen that.

 

[BK Styles]

......sorry miz...

 

[The Champ]

Awesome_Miz,

Where's the stirring speeches?

Never too late to join David French. We have speeches. And free candy.

 

[ABMorales787]

Never too late to join David French. We have speeches. And free candy.

Well we have ho's.

 

[BK Styles]

Never too late to join David French. We have speeches. And free candy.

I never got the cake.