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2017 Royal Rumble: Who The Hell Knows?
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Big Nick Dudley
Nick
The fans won't allow Reigns to get over.
Horrible Rumble match, but I'm happy Orton won. No idea what he will do at Mania, but I doubt he and Cena headline.
Stone Cold Tea
Getting Noticed By Management
Here have this nice cake but before you finish it let me take a nice big shit on it
Yep, and it'll be Taker's last match. Though going on tonight, I think it's time.
He did look legit look awful. Just pathetically awful.
Stone Cold Tea
Getting Noticed By Management
Surely making Reigns the biggest heel in history
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
Undertaker looked like the Iron Sheik tonight. Poor guy should've retired after beating HHH. Hindsight is always 20/20, unfortunately for him.
Stone Cold Tea
Getting Noticed By Management
We're not allowed nice things because we broke Vinces Roman Reigns.
Dan Severn's Moustache
Patent Pending
Match itself was OK, just got back from watching it with a couple of friends. Randy winning was a pretty big surprise, and I don't exactly know where in the main event he can really slot in.
The Life Of Pablo Ren
I know my name/avi/sig don't match.
I still say we're not getting Undertaker/Cena because they don't want the top Mania feud to be on Smackdown.
Jeff Deliverer of Mail
Money for nothin, chicks for free
Not even Samoa Joe for a surprise was a big let down.
Spidey Revivey
Porn is okay here long as it ain't dudes.
The Mark ReMark is going to be fun.
BaconBits
WZ Czar of Steaks
I was watching. Had buddies over for it and it would be crass to be on this thread all night.
My thoughts:
I'm completely and totally over Charlotte. She needs to lose at Mania.
Owens/Reigns was fun. Probably my favorite match of the night. It's cool that Owens won and Orton won the Rumble. It leaves a bunch of different options for Owens at Mania, will be interesting to see where they go with it.
I still don't give a flying fuck about cruiserweights.
Cena/Styles was a great match. Surprisingly little fanfare was made about reign #16, and IMO, that's good. #17 is the one that really matters anyways.
The Rumble itself was meh. No real surprise entrants, and the match itself was really slow at times. I was sure Jericho was winning through most of the match because he was just chillin'. Harper turning on Wyatt was odd, but I'm almost positive that the whole deal will end up as the OG Wyatt's down the road after Bray and Randy. Lesnar is totally going to kill Goldberg at Mania, and I'm okay with that. It'll be short and violent. Roman at #30 and more or less clearing the ring and sending Taker out wasn't very smart booking, unless, of course, the heel turn is actually happening. Orton winning is okay with me, because it wasn't all that predictable.
All in all, I feel I got my ten bucks worth tonight, and I guess that's all that really matters, right?
My thoughts:
I'm completely and totally over Charlotte. She needs to lose at Mania.
Owens/Reigns was fun. Probably my favorite match of the night. It's cool that Owens won and Orton won the Rumble. It leaves a bunch of different options for Owens at Mania, will be interesting to see where they go with it.
I still don't give a flying fuck about cruiserweights.
Cena/Styles was a great match. Surprisingly little fanfare was made about reign #16, and IMO, that's good. #17 is the one that really matters anyways.
The Rumble itself was meh. No real surprise entrants, and the match itself was really slow at times. I was sure Jericho was winning through most of the match because he was just chillin'. Harper turning on Wyatt was odd, but I'm almost positive that the whole deal will end up as the OG Wyatt's down the road after Bray and Randy. Lesnar is totally going to kill Goldberg at Mania, and I'm okay with that. It'll be short and violent. Roman at #30 and more or less clearing the ring and sending Taker out wasn't very smart booking, unless, of course, the heel turn is actually happening. Orton winning is okay with me, because it wasn't all that predictable.
All in all, I feel I got my ten bucks worth tonight, and I guess that's all that really matters, right?
Kodo Sawaki
Championship Contender
Anybody knows what is going on with Balor and Joe? I take it that Balor maybe isnt medically cleared so they save him for later, but at least expected Joe.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Randy Orton won? LOL to that.
George Steele's Barber
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How many Rumble matches are actually exciting once you've reached the earlier of seeing five of them or attaining age 25?
That was a pretty good one. Slow in the beginning but picked up once Stroman arrived and had some decent spots to carry it through. The surprise winner was kind of cool as well.
Although it would have made total sense for Strowman to come back to help Wyatt and Orton and continue his blossoming feud with Reigns then have Rollins make a save only to be stopped by HHH.
But still, really fun show and pretty entertaining Rumble.
That was a pretty good one. Slow in the beginning but picked up once Stroman arrived and had some decent spots to carry it through. The surprise winner was kind of cool as well.
Although it would have made total sense for Strowman to come back to help Wyatt and Orton and continue his blossoming feud with Reigns then have Rollins make a save only to be stopped by HHH.
But still, really fun show and pretty entertaining Rumble.
Stone Cold Tea
Getting Noticed By Management
Everything was good till Goldberg made Lesnar look like a butch again and Reigns put a sour taste on things
Stone Cold Tea
Getting Noticed By Management
The issue as Lesnar didn't seek revenge immediately
Stone Cold Tea
Getting Noticed By Management
I'm wondering why Orton wins that, I pray it's not to go against Cena, and if we do get Owens and Jericho how we get to it
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
I don't get the crying about Reigns. He lost TWICE tonight. The guy could literally jump from two Hell in a Cell cages, stacked one on top of the other, through 20 tables and fans could never even consider allowing themselves to cheer him. It's beyond irritating, especially when he's not even winning.
Stone Cold Tea
Getting Noticed By Management
Because there was no need to have him in at number 30. He didn't need to be in the Rumble tonight especially after his history in the Rumble. Of course he was going to get booed when it looked like he was going to win it.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
There's definitely a reason. He's one of the most popular young(er) guys they have, despite smarks being loudly opposed to his very existence. That's the reason, and it was the right choice. Who else could it be? There were no surprise entrants to use and they had to set up Reigns vs. Taker.
Don't say he shouldn't have been there when you actually mean you just didn't want him there.
Don't say he shouldn't have been there when you actually mean you just didn't want him there.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
Do you know him from somewhere to call him 'Taker? Have you gone to school with him? The blatant disrespect. It's Mr. Undertaker for you.
But yeah, that hip thing made him fat and overall look more like shit. Seriously, Undertaker's face and dyed hair made me appreciate my dick more. Not that wrinkled, has a natural pubic hair color and looks less fragile than him.
