Sean Valjean
Lets Bitch About This Thing We Love
Look into those eyes. Those are the eyes of a madman. They're also the eyes of a winner. Now I know what you're thinking: "The 'Lunatic Fringe' Dean Ambrose winning the WrestleZone Tournament? That's just crazy."
KA-RAZY ENOUGH TO WORK!!! CUE THE MUSIC.
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He's a former member of The Shield, affectionately known as "The Best Member"
He's a former United States Champion, holding the title a record 351 days – the longest reign of the WWE incarnation of the belt.
He's a former Intercontinental Champion.
He almost won the 2016 Royal Rumble.
He basically pinned Triple H clean for the WWE World Title, thwarted only by his foot.
He's probably going to beat Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania 32.
He hooked up with Renee Young.
He's a former United States Champion, holding the title a record 351 days – the longest reign of the WWE incarnation of the belt.
He's a former Intercontinental Champion.
He almost won the 2016 Royal Rumble.
He basically pinned Triple H clean for the WWE World Title, thwarted only by his foot.
He's probably going to beat Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania 32.
He hooked up with Renee Young.
And now he needs YOU.
With your support, Dean Ambrose is going steal this tournament the same way he steals ambulances and hot dog carts: inconceivably.
With your support, Dean Ambrose is going steal this tournament the same way he steals ambulances and hot dog carts: inconceivably.
Dean will master this tournament the same way he has mastered titties around the globe (and most parts of Cincinnati).
Now I'll be honest. We're pretty much just helping Dean out until he hits that inevitable brick wall...
AND THEN REBOUND LARIATS THROUGH IT! DIRTY DEEDS BITCH.
As INSANE as Ambrose winning sounds, you'd have to be NUTS not to vote for him. He's got CRAZY charisma, MAD skills, and is a soon-to-be main event playa. BATTY, DERANGED, WACKY, KOOKY, CRACKED, CUCKOO, BONKERS.
Who else are you going to vote for? Roman Reigns? Nobody likes him. Seth Rollins? He's crippled and barely has his cool blonde streak anymore. Hulk Hogan is a racist, Benoit killed his family, and what in the world is Road Dogg even doing in this tournament? Do the right thing. Take a walk on the wild side...
VOTE DEAN AMBROSE IN WRESTLEZONE TOURNAMENT X