Okay I really forgot he was in TNA that's how long he's been gone... Is he injured? Did I miss something? Last thing I remember he was kidnapped into a van...But where is he??
You're off to an excellent start so far. Your mastery of the English language is sure to make people sit back and reflect on the ingenious points you'll be bringing up. Not only that, but the title should have a colon, not a semicolon.
Not only did Joe need a slight repackaging, but I'm pretty positive TNA didn't have anything for him at the moment. I'm VERY positive that if AJ retains at Lockdown, Joe will return. Not only that, but he will squash a tired AJ in a very believable fashion. Also, I'm hoping he's slimmed down to his old weight, like back in 2007-2008. Not that he's going to be skinny, but there won't be any extra loose baggage that jiggles when he does a suplex.
See this is why TNA wont be successful... They don't know how to keep a good thing going.
What exactly did they have going for him? He lost his title match, and he actually got put into a storyline that would take him off TV for an extended period of time. There was ONE little vignette so far, which you might have missed when RAW was on. Granted, The Professor could have thrown a couple "You heard from Joe?" lines out once an Impact or so, but I'm not entirely sure that it's needed; Joe's one of the staples of TNA, and I for one haven't forgotten about him one bit. On the contrary, I've been watching each episode of Impact with bated breath, to see if Joe is shown or spoken about in any capacity. They're already trying to squeeze so much into two hours, they don't need weekly updates from Fat Camp about Joey's weight loss.
They could have kept this thing going strong with vignettes and promos of him being taken, and also pushed another superstar... Whoever took him.
Why is it that another wrestler (This isn't the WWE) had to have "abducted" him? Just because the bodies were obviously wrestlers/road agents, doesn't mean they're being inserted into the angle. In fact, this might not involve anyone BUT Joe when it concludes. Throwing yet ANOTHER feud out there's just going to clog TNA even more; this entire angle is to change Joe's gimmick, more than likely back to the one he used to use in TNA.
I think TNA hit the nail on the head with Taz as his manager... But gave that up. That was the perfect combo, FTW and Nation of Violence. That could have worked soo well...
While that was the initial reason for Taz joining, he got promoted to being the color commentator. I'm guessing you'd MUCH rather have him be Joe's manager still, and have Don West do more of his magic. Joe got thrown into the MEM, Taz got the color spot, and Don West got to exclusively work in advertising.
But yeah, fuck TNA for not keeping Taz with Joe. It's not like the final month or so of the Nation of Violence angle wasn't him pretending to beat up Booker and Steiner.
But back to the subject... When was he kidnapped like January 4th?
February 18th, but that's cool, bro.
If he isn't injured they completely let the hype fizzle and no amount of Mike Tenay going crazy on commentary is going to bring back that hype...
Just because he isn't injured, doesn't mean he might not want a break. Like I said, it's only been a month with no word, and then they did a rather strange video of him. While it might have been weird, that's going to stick in your head, just like the OJ segment where he got lowered to the ring. It's different, it might not get ratings, but you'll remember it.
Matter of fact... This is a two part thread.
When I watched the replay of TNA last night I noticed something... Their segments are wayyyyyyyyyyyy toooooo long...
Kind of like this little section of your sentence?
They had the Hogan, Jarrett, Flair, RVD, and Hardy segment last almost 45 minutes including the match... That makes no sense at all..
Really, it doesn't? Heaven forbid they make a match run for more than 5 minutes, and actually put some time into one of the biggest matches of the PPV. You might have missed it, but AJ messed up his hand pretty bad the week before on JJ's guitar, which might have been why he had a limited role on last week's Impact. Maybe he was supposed to have a segment sometime before the ladder match, because they wanted the match to start at a certain time, but let him work less on the particular show? The man's hand was gushing blood for goodness sake, have a heart!
The biggest match happened during the transition to 9 PM to keep people watching TNA, and since TNA only lost 0.12 in the second hour, it must have worked a little bit. A big basketball game was on at 9, maybe you've heard about it.
It's also become sooooo repetitive, I swear you can guess what's going to happen. They try shock TV but it doesn't work... The only thing that saved them was Angle/Anderson match... But they cant save every episode...
I'll admit the Knockouts Lockbox gimmick match was horrendous, but seeing as how you didn't even
address that, I'm guessing you didn't even watch TNA on Monday. The Doug(las!) Williams match was pretty damn good, and showed the versatility in his moveset. But wait, he didn't do flippies, fuck that dude! YAY JEFF HARDY! <333!!
I could go on and on and on about whats wrong with TNA, what they did wrong, and why they cant get past an 0.8 or 0.9 rating... But I want to know... What do guys think about where TNA is, and the whereabouts of Samoa Joe?
What, and a female's opinion means fuckall? I thought they decided it did back in the 1920, when a certain amendment was passed.
Last week was an increase form the week before, which surprises the hell out of me. The second hour was up against the NCAA Basketball Finals, which is being regarded as one of the greatest championship games of all time. I'm just going to assume you're a diehard WWE fan with the "Issues" you brought up. That's fine, but you should stick to watching your show and not worry about what we like.
Although, I'd
love for you to "go on and on about what's wrong with TNA," like you said you could. I'm sure it'll be enlightening.