Tequila Dave
Flame on.
The character of the anonymous Raw GM has been so inconsistent that the only plausible explanation for who it could be is someone like Mick Foley. Or Cactus Jack. Or Mankind. Or Dude Love. Here’s what we know, or at least, what I remember from the duration of this incredibly drawn out storyline:
-At one point the GM seemed to hate Canadians, tormenting the likes of Edge and Chris Jericho while openly admitting animosity for Bret Hart.
-At the very beginning, the GM had a tendency to mimic the catchphrases of famous former wrestlers such as Stone Cold and The Rock.
-He/she has a sense of humour, shown when berating Edge and claiming he had ‘crazy eyes’
-Vince McMahon made the decision to appoint him/her General Manager, alluding to a close relationship between the two
-He/she contacts the WWE universe through Michael Cole, arguably WWE’s biggest heel
-They have made both extremely popular, and extremely unpopular, decisions
So what does this all mean? I don’t know, and I don’t think WWE knows either. They’ve digged themselves a hole with this story, and now its conclusion will only be disappointing. But at least they could be logical and reveal the GM is someone completely illogical like Foley.
-At one point the GM seemed to hate Canadians, tormenting the likes of Edge and Chris Jericho while openly admitting animosity for Bret Hart.
-At the very beginning, the GM had a tendency to mimic the catchphrases of famous former wrestlers such as Stone Cold and The Rock.
-He/she has a sense of humour, shown when berating Edge and claiming he had ‘crazy eyes’
-Vince McMahon made the decision to appoint him/her General Manager, alluding to a close relationship between the two
-He/she contacts the WWE universe through Michael Cole, arguably WWE’s biggest heel
-They have made both extremely popular, and extremely unpopular, decisions
So what does this all mean? I don’t know, and I don’t think WWE knows either. They’ve digged themselves a hole with this story, and now its conclusion will only be disappointing. But at least they could be logical and reveal the GM is someone completely illogical like Foley.