And NOWWWWWWW...the exciting conclusion.
*The scene cuts to the swampy outdoors of Gedobah, where Boogerface is actively instructing Steamboat Ricky. Meanwhile, Polly flies around and makes noises.*
You must feel the insanity flow through you!
*Steamboat Ricky is in some kind of pretzel yoga position, balancing a flaming spanish announce table on his head with a chair stacked on top with Boogerface sitting on it.*
How do you get Spanish Announce Tables all the way out here in Gedobah?
Intergalactic FedEx. Now, silence. You must clear your mind of anything but absolute destruction. Otherwise, defeat him, you will not. The insanity is what binds us, penetrates us...
Penetrates?
SILENCE!
Sorry.
It gives us our edge. By yourself, you think you jumped off of that 60 foot scaffolding do you? Hmmmmmmm? NO. It was the insanity. It's where the hardcore legends go to seek power. But in order to realize this, you must concenTRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
*All of a sudden Ricky loses his balance and all of the elements come crashing down on him.*
Ouch! That burns. But I like it!
Good that is. You must feel the insanity and embrace the pain. Now, ready are you, for the next stage. You must go into the dark and the deep and face your enemy.
Well, that's at Meltdown. We haven't done that much training.
A mental quest it is, moron!
Oh, I knew that.
Now, go.
*Ricky ventures forth and comes to a cave.*
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*Ricky returns to speak with Boogerface.*
Heh heh heh -cough- Back you are. See what, did you?
Well, to be honest, the whole thing was pretty lame. I got into this cave thing, right? And then all of a sudden this black robot dude like the one from the mystery movie came out. Then we both got out these weird futuristic laser sword things and started duking it out. Well, the fact of the matter is that this robot guy sucked pretty freaking badly. I killed him in like 2 seconds, but then the mask blew up and it was just an image of myself.
Ah. Yourself you see in Maxx. Hardcore, he is becoming. Taught him, you did. Challenged him, you did. YOU, he has become.
Dude, what are you talking about? That guy looked NOTHING like Maxx. Maxx is an Arab dude, not some huge black robot guy who sucks at futuristic duels. I have no idea how this is preparing me to defeat Maxx. I think this is just a huge trip.
PATIENCE!
Ah, screw you Boogerface.
*At this point, Ricky picks up Boogerface, and piledrives him into a flaming Spanish Announce Table.*
Brrrrrrack! Holy crap! Brrrrrack!
Let's peace out, Polly. I've had enough of this Boogerface character. Let's go back to Earth and do what I do best.....
.....train in Siberia.....MONTAGE STYLE:
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*Steamboat Ricky makes it back to his hideout in Siberia to talk to Polly.*
Polly, is it just me...or did Maxx all of a sudden become huge and Russian?
Brrrrack! Just you. Brrrack!
Hmmm. Well, I'm glad we did this training, Polly. I think all of my sawing and various other forms of manual labor have prepared me for the rematch.
*Ricky climbs on top of a Siberian Mountain.*
You hear that Maxx!? I'm ready for you! I'm going to get my belt back! Maxx! Maxx! MAXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!
*The shot closes in on a focused and determined facial expression from Ricky, followed by a fade to black.*