Game: Five Word Impact Wrestling

[Spidey Revivey]

WBL fell victim to Yaz's

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Bronie death ray of love

 

[Rusty]

while Rusty fisted his mother.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Anyway, back to Impact Wrestling.

 

[Lowdown]

Where Brittany and Sam Shaw.

 

[Dirk]

have a creepy, monobrowed baby!

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

that is a big monobrow

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Could possibly be Triple H.

 

[Starkist]

TNA announces the signing of,

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Captain Goat Cheese, played by

 

[Dirk]

Manik. Poor guy and gimmicks...

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Snitsky faces Matt Hardy in

 

[Paul Bunyan's Axe]

A pool of melted butter.

 

[Wolf Pac]

Winner kills Lita's unborn child.

 

[Starkist]

Abyss takes off his mask

 

[Poop Master Flex]

And pulled down his pants.

 

[Dirk]

Ratings plummet, Madison poses for

 

[nightmare]

a tranny post-op magazine shoot.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

She's bumped off the cover

 

[Dirk]

by Adam Lambert. Rockstar Spud

 

[nightmare]

slathered himself in sour cream

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

and now he's sliding on

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Spider Meng's spider meng, brothers.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Tons of DVDs belonging to

 

[Dirk]

Panda Energy circulate the illegal