Game: Five word WBL description

[Rusty]

Since apparently everyone loves playing these five words games, how about we describe this little fella in 5 words. We shall make it into a 'storyline' per se.

Five words at a time.

Here's the rules...

1) You can only post five words at a time.

2) No time limit on posting, but no double-posting. Meaning that you have to wait until someone else posts five words before you can post five words again.

3) The game ends when nobody posts in it for a week. Then we'll see what kind of Entertainment we've booked.

4) This, obviously, isn't gonna be a serious show. That's why it's in the bar room.


Alright. Here it is, Wrestlezone folks... the WBL show!

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Tonight on Wrestlezone, WBL licks

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Probably gonna catch some red rep for this but I'm not a crybaby so here it is. I take it the Barroom is the place to post so you don't end up in the Prison section? Or can it still happen from here?

Oh and just to play the game.

the sweat from boys balls.

 

[klunderbunker]

Could actually beat Papa Shango.

 

[Cereal Killer]

While he watches Rusty fist...

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Killjoy/Rusty/WBL Triple Threat.

 

[Dirk]

It pays to be Roode.

 

[nightmare]

Rusty's thread isn't as popular.


(checks that was 5 words. Yup. It works. )

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Rusty's thread isn't as popular.


(checks that was 5 words. Yup. It works. )

Time zones are a bitch.

(also 5 words. Fantastic.)

 

[The Butcher]

Just took a huge dump.

 

[Diet Soda]

Had eggs for breakfast today.

 

[The Butcher]

That sounds delicious, Diet Soda.

 

[WBL]

It's now "Five Word SmackDown!".

 

[Rusty]

Behind a hairy ass, WBL

 

[WBL]

said "Move aside Rusty's mom!"

 

[Rusty]

WBL proceeds to lick shit

 

[WBL]

-for-brains Rusty's mom's vagina.

 

[The Butcher]

This suddenly got good again.

 

[Rusty]

WBL tries touching Butcher's ass

 

[The Butcher]

This suddenly got bad again.

 

[Rusty]

So bad that WBL actually

 

[WBL]

fisted Rusty's mom. PLOT TWIST!

 

[Rusty]

He awoke from this dream,

 

[WBL]

still fucking Rusty's mom. SWERVE!

 

[Rusty]

The wig reveals Pat Patterson

 

[WBL]

filming WBL fucking Rusty's mom.