Flair versus Bruno in a WHAT?!? WHERE?!? First off, this type match would never have happened. Both Jim Crockett, Sr. and Vincent J. McMahon, Sr. would have fired you on the spot for even DREAMING this. However, someone forgot the memo, and now we have the UNLIKLIEST casket match in history.
First off, this match would have been created after very high-level negotiations between the two legendary promoters. First off, this is in DC. DC was considered "neutral" territory between JCP and WWWF. Many a match was held by the NWA and WWWF in Landover's Cap Center. Since this was going to be in DC, you just needed some convincing. Flair would have gone along with the match. Bruno would have looked at Crockett and McMahon as if they were smoking some bad wacky weed.
This match would have gone on if a lot of concessions were made. Bruno would have asked that some of the other talent received fair wages for the undercard. Bruno would have insisted that the World Straps were NOT up for grabs, which really would have been offered by Crockett anyway, as to protect the NWA Strap from Vince Sr. DC would have been the most logical place for the match because, as I said before, this was considered "neutral" territory. However, you would have carloads of Italian-American factory workers for Western Pennsylvania coming to watch this special match, as well as other ethnics who worshipped Sammartino in the Northeast. You just did not have the same type of appeal for Flair. So, this arena would be about 75-25 for Sammartino.
However, all of that would be for naught if you did not have one thing: You needed Bruno to agree with it. And, he was just not into BS stipulations like this one. Texas Death, Cowbells, Bullropes and Four Corners? Maybe. Casket and Ladders? You kiddin', right?!? So, how do you get Bruno to agree with this? Have Flair put Sammartino over in the Verizon Center in DC. Flair was about the money, as well as "stylin' and profiling!" Crockett and McMahon convinces Flair that their will be a crapload of money to be made if this match is made. Would he have a problem jobbing to Sammartino if it means to make a crap load of money? Flair would have said "Nope, not if the money is there." The match would have been booked. The crowd would have went bonkers when Bruno comes out.
And, the crowd would have left for home happy once Sammartino closes the lid on Ric Flair. Vincent Sr. and Jim Sr. counted money, Flair got paid, the undercard got paid, Sammartino got paid and glory. Everyone is happy.
Bruno for the win.