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Another signing has been completed with Tottenham signing Cristian Ceballos for Barcelona
He's 18 years old he is an attacking midfielder and spent 7 years at Barca
He's 18 years old he is an attacking midfielder and spent 7 years at Barca
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Lee
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supermod!
Yeah he's on 60k a week too.
Nile Ranger was nicknamed by the team as "Nil Ranger" due to his terrible first team scoring record, eventually after his goal in the Championship they called him "The Lone Ranger." No one likes him in the Senior Squad as he always turns up late to training.
Nile Ranger was nicknamed by the team as "Nil Ranger" due to his terrible first team scoring record, eventually after his goal in the Championship they called him "The Lone Ranger." No one likes him in the Senior Squad as he always turns up late to training.
Can't see it. Wages are far too high for Uncle Ken, he'd have to take a massive paycut to come home to us. Plus we just got in Michael Brown from Pompy so we filled the gap that Smith would have taken.
We were rumoured to be interested in taking him on loan at some point last year. So glad we didn't, terrible terrible player.
Yes very true actually even though Torres still had the finishing capabilities of Emile Heskey during that game. I was just in a fit of rage during that post.
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Corinthains have Made a £35million bid for Carlos Tevez, Nasri looks like he is leaving Arsenal but not for Man Utd, Jermaine Defoe is heavily rumoured to be leaving Tottenham and Fulham goalkeeper Robbie Stockdale looks set to go out on loan to Leeds
I'd be happy with this. He's a decent young keeper and a Leeds lad. Hope it happens. Tevez needs to go, this whole situation is just dragging on and on and on kinda like the Fabregas/Barca deal. City will be alright without him
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Same could be said about Modric, Nasri, Sneijder, Alexis Sanchez etc etc all look like there gonna drag until the end of the transfer window
What I will say about the whole Modric/Spurs/Chelsea saga is that if a player wants to leave your club then surely it's best just to get rid of that player, I don't how many of you play the Football Manager series but if a player at a club i'm managing wants to leave then I don't care how good he is I will just transfer list him, I don't want him dragging down the morale at the club.
Dowdsy McDowds
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I'd want him to somehow sabotage the electronic board for the substitutions and bring back his cupped ear taunt. I think Mancini could take him if it went that far.
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I'm hopign to go see Leicester VS Real Madrid in friendly at the end of the month if I can get the money somehow
one more bit of transfer news as Jay Bothroyd as signed for QPR on a free
Bothroyd was linked to a move to Celtic and to be honest I'm glad we didn't get him, I just carn't see him doing a job for us
one more bit of transfer news as Jay Bothroyd as signed for QPR on a free
Bothroyd was linked to a move to Celtic and to be honest I'm glad we didn't get him, I just carn't see him doing a job for us
Super Hans
we we we so excited, we so excited.
He would score a fucking barrel load up here in this 2 horse (well one lately) league, a 25 goal a season at least player.Constipated Badger Bottom
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He carn't score when it matters though, only 3 goals in his last 20 games for Cardiff and was nowhere to be seen during the playoffs so he's not the type of player I would want to see play up-front during our European nights and take into account his piss poor attitude which King Lenny will not tolerate
Super Hans
we we we so excited, we so excited.
Better than Samaras, Stokes or any other coo you have up front that isnt named Gary hooper and on a free transfer and he wouldnt be brought up for europe as you lot only have about 4 of those a year these days. Single handedly bringing down scotlands already piss poor co efficients
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Better than Samaras, Stokes or any other coo you have up front that isnt named Gary hooper and on a free transfer and he wouldnt be brought up for europe as you lot only have about 4 of those a year these days. Single handedly bringing down scotlands already piss poor co efficients
He maybe be better than than Samaras but just about on par with Stokes and don't worry about our European campaign we'll still be in the Europa League Ally Mcoist is back as team captain on A Question of Sport, and you can hardly put the blame on us for bringing down the co-effeciant when you have the likes Hibs, Dundee Utd & Motherwell playing in Europe
Dowdsy McDowds
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Better than Samaras, Stokes or any other coo you have up front that isnt named Gary hooper and on a free transfer and he wouldnt be brought up for europe as you lot only have about 4 of those a year these days. Single handedly bringing down scotlands already piss poor co efficients
Whenever Hooper scores I think of Quint from Jaws going, "...Hooper!?" when they're trying to attach the barrels to the shark. Speaking of barrels, how much weight did Kris Boyd put on when he left Rangers?
Samaras is pretty pish though, such a gangly bastard. Long live Larsson!
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If he's in the right mood he can be a very effective player like we saw in Celtic's 2-0 win at Ibrox at the beggining of the year but unfortunatly for us that is once every blue moon and if we were to go for another striker I wouldn't mind seeing Goodwillie at the club and I think 2 million is a good price for him but I think it's either Rangers or a move down south for that guy i don't he has any ambition to join Celtic and I have heard that Lennon & Ledley are trying to convince Bellamy to the club but there's no way we will be able to afford his wages
Dowdsy McDowds
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That's the problem though, blue moon turnouts just aren't enough! He did have good timing against Rangers though
Should Kenny Miller come back to Rangers for a 3rd spell? He didn't have the greatest of times with Derby but I reckon he should try his luck with an English side again as he remains an effective poacher and has a sharp mind.
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Too much money, and im a liverpool fan. Should work well with Carrol though.
