Bacon Bits

[BaconBits]

Get a room. And Bacon, quit talking about yourself in third person.

I didn't refer to myself in the third person.

A: I didn't say The Bacon.

B: I thought it was pretty clear I was talking about the delicious fatty pork strips.

C: Now I'm hungry.

 

[enviousdominous]

I didn't refer to myself in the third person.

A: I didn't say The Bacon.

B: I thought it was pretty clear I was talking about the delicious fatty pork strips.

C: Now I'm hungry.

A: I think people would have confused you with Kevin Bacon if you had said The Bacon.

B: Fatty pork strips don't burn my ass nearly as much as habanero seeds.

C: I just ate four plates of beef bulgogi and I'm still hungry!

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Bacon is an excellent pizza topping.

You can't tell me you weren't throwing yourself out there on that one

 

[Bockwinkel's Class]

I make my own. It's a variation on my mothers recipe, which is a sweet and smokey flavor. I simply add a bit more heat.

Hmmmmm.....intriguing. Personally I like Carolina BBQ and can't find it in stores so I either have to make my own or find some place that serves it

 

[BaconBits]

You can't tell me you weren't throwing yourself out there on that one

Keep me out of your WZ fantasies.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

Bacon is an excellentpizza topping.

Fixed.

 

[Coco]

WHAT

 

[Starkist]

THE FUCK

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

I shouldn't read threads like these on an empty stomach.

 

[Coco]

WHAT

 

[SHAGAMANIA 3:16]

Mozzerella still causes me some distress. I have some, uh, bad days when I enjoy pizza. But that shit is tasty, so I'm gonna deal with it sometimes.

Don't you break out farting while you eat?

 

[BaconBits]

Don't you break out farting while you eat?

This can happen. So can a sudden outburst of green apple splatters.

 

[DirtyD79]

I refuse to eat chesse on anything but pizza. It's got the point where I dislike cheese for the most part. And I don't ever eat plain cheese pizza, I usually want all sorts of carcass on it, mostly just to mask the flavor of the cheese.

There's a place for all of God's creatures. Right on mah plate!

 

[enviousdominous]

There's a place for all of God's creatures. Right on mah plate!

What about bacon, ham or porkchops?

 

[ShinChan]

What about bacon, ham or porkchops?

Anything veg, please!

 

[Coco]

Anything veg, please!

WHAT

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

What about bacon, ham or porkchops?

Fuck yeah this guy gets food!

 

[BaconBits]

What about bacon, ham or porkchops?

A grilled bone in pork chop is hard to beat for a good dinner.