[youtube]8l__GDO3_zo[/youtube] Right after the intro video, we immediately cut into a shot of the beautiful sold-out Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. The crowd roars in glee as pyros shoot off from the entrance stage. All of them are highly anticipating tonight's show. [YOUTUBE]0NhpvaarTQA[/YOUTUBE] The crowd breaks into a different type of cheer and go wildly for the man robot they all know and love, the WZCW Elite X Champion, S.H.I.T.! S.H.I.T.: Greetings human members of the WZCW metaphorical universe! Greetings! S.H.I.T. appears on the entrance ramp with the WZCW Elite X Title draped over its blunt shoulder. It slowly begins to make its way down the entrance ramp. Instantly, regular watches of the show begin to wonder if they are seeing deja-vu as S.H.I.T. projects from his internally installed microphone. S.H.I.T.: S.H.I.T. has collected data on all past champions. It has determined that superstars who have a championship belt speak more on the microphone than when they do not. Therefore, S.H.I.T. has eliminated the need to hold a microphone and has installed one in its' internal structure. This is why S.H.I.T. is the best Elite X Champion of all time! Ahead of the human metaphorical curve! Some of the crowd cheers, but most of them are aware that this opening is starting almost exactly like the one from last week. S.H.I.T. finally reaches the ring and slowly clinks and clanks its' way up the steel steps and into the ring. Klamor: Am I seeing double Becky? Becky: I'm not sure if he is serious or not... S.H.I.T.: Now locating generic post-high-profile win opening in-ring promo. The crowd laughs as now they kind of start to get it. S.H.I.T.: First, S.H.I.T. would like to address the long journey it has had with human superstar, and current WZCW EurAsian Champion, Chris K.O.. Now, S.H.I.T. will list every single detail about his long two-year history with Chris. First, there was the surprise match against Austin Reynolds. It was a Sunday and he was wearing black socks- [YOUTUBE]66aTWHOCpck[/YOUTUBE] The crowd delivers a mixed reaction as Chuck Myles, the general manager of Aftershock, makes his way out onto the entrance stage with a microphone. His music quickly dies down. Myles: S.H.I.T., please. Yes, your win over WZCW EurAsian Champion, Chris K.O., was huge. The crowd pops to show they agree. Myles: But quite frankly we need to start worrying about your title, the Elite X Championship. You see, the management team has been constructing something vastly different from anything that the WZCW has ever seen before, and we need to make sure that we have the right superstar as champion in order to trial this new system. The crowd boos as they think Myles is suggesting that S.H.I.T. is not the "right" superstar. Myles: Therefore, next round we are going to have a fatal-four-way match to decide the challenger for your belt at Redemption. In this four way, we will see four very deserving participants. Myles pauses for a moment. Myles: First, we will have Isabel Stone! The crowd boos. S.H.I.T.: S.H.I.T. accepts! Myles pauses again as the crowd laughs at S.H.I.T.'s approval. Myles: That's very funny. I'm glad you approve of management's decisions... Anyways, the second participant will be... Matt Tastic! The crowd is very mixed as Tastic's angry promo from Meltdown still weighs heavily on their mind. S.H.I.T.: S.H.I.T. accepts! The crowd laughs again. Myles: Ahem, the third participant will be... the former Elite X Champion himself, Justin Cooper! The crowd boos heavily. S.H.I.T.: S.H.I.T. accepts! Myles: And finally... Ace Stevens! The crowd pops as S.H.I.T. projects loudly. S.H.I.T.: S.H.I.T. accepts! Klamor: You heard it here first folks. Next week, Isabel Stone, Matt Tastic, Justin Cooper, and Ace Stevens will all compete for a shot at S.H.I.T.'s Elite X Championship! Myles' music begins play as he exits to the back. However, he stops and turns back around to address the crowd and S.H.I.T.. His music dies down again. Myles: Oh and one more thing. After we find out your opponent, S.H.I.T., the WZCW Management is going to make an announcement that will change the Elite X Championship forever! The crowd pops in curiosity as Myles proceeds to exit. S.H.I.T.: S.H.I.T. accepts! S.H.I.T.'s music begins to play as the crowd cheer wildly. Serra: Wow, that was a very big tease! What could it be? Don't go away folks, Aftershock has a huge card tonight with the last match of the Gold Rush quarterfinals capping it all off between Ricky Runn and Mikey Stormrage. We will be right back! The last shot we get is of S.H.I.T. staring out into the crowd as they cheer. We cut to commercial.