You're In A Fight, What Wrestling Move Do You Use?

[duckhollywood]

Walls of Jericho hurts
if u have enough time, figure-4. my uncle broke my dad's ankle with that when they were kids
Sharpshooter
Believe it or not, if u were on pavement the FU could work
DDT, but make it look cool like the rock's old DDT, with the arm wrap and the kick
Christian Cage's Unprettier would hurt like a *****
The Superkick, but only do it if u can kick the chin. Don't look like a obese ****** and attempt it and kick the chest or fall over

 

[Prax]

The Worm.

Just for shits.

 

[Don Killuminati]

Samoan Spike.

I'd probably fuck it up and break my thumb but whatever I'd just do it and scream like Umaga so then no one would fuck with me.

 

[Lee]

Please. Don't try this at home.

Haha You picked a nice threat to say that in. Sorry if this is spamming.

Its the spam zone, spam to your hearts content

 

[ZCDarrah]

If you out wiegh the person you're fighting, a good 'ol fashion DDT will do the trick.

But personally, for me, thumb to the eye.... WHOOOO!!

 

[LipstickAndBruises]

folding chair shot, for sure

 

[wrestling247]

The Worm.

Just for shits.

LOL if you get the time to use the worm then i say go for it would be fuckin funny.

Def the school boy roll up for the 1 2 3

 

[Ruc_A_Buc]

In order of use:

CM Punk-like slaps
Elijah Burke's clothesline/sweep move
Ankle lock
Another ankle lock, other foot
And if he felt that he hadn't been thrashed properly, I end it with a Widow's Peak.

The guy wouldn't walk well for a couple of days.

 

[TJ2069]

The Worm.

Just for shits.

LOL if i ever found myself useing the worm during a fight i would have to kick my own ass. And thats only if all the buystanders dident get to me first.Could you picture the look on the peoples faces that dont watch wrestling as your out there doing the worm. That would be all shits and giggles right there

 

[pookie]

When my buddies and I wrestle around in the locker room after lifting for football we would always match up against someone equal in size... Id always have to go up against the kid that would compete with me for everything... He talked soooo much shit and right before the team said go I was just planning this out... Started out about 5 feet away and hit him with a spear... while he was down Ihad my arms wrapped around his legs still and twisted him over for the walls of jericho (boston crab....) sounds retarted and it didnt last long maybe 5 seconds because the team jumped all over me and said dont do anymore of that wrestling shit... We started again and we locked up and I did a hip toss and gave him an ankle lock... again it was over but this kid was in tears at the end... That was my few short minutes in my wrestling glory... Seriously though if you ever put someone in the Walls you will I mean You WILL look like a ******...

 

[traunero78]

I've been in a fight before. The guy had longer arms than me, but I had the weight advantage. He lead into me with a hook, and I stepped into it letting him hit the back of my head. Then while I was insidehis punch I put him in a head lock, following with a couple punches and knees to the face, and finishing it off with a hard knee to the gut.

 

[Ozzfan2050]

Obviously if you're a musician and someone is messing with you go for the El Kabong lol

 

[Cracker5000]

the samoan spike does work as if you put some pressure with your thumb on the the artery Umaga aims for ( even though if you look closely he just hits the chest) it will stop him breathimg. Trust me on that one.

also Orton's backbreaker looks painful.

 

[Matt Phoenix]

Kudos Mr Jake, best thread ever. I enter every couple of days and go straight to this one to see if it has any new posts.

In answer to the question, probably an armbar. Simple, easy and painful. However would love to use SCM or something crazy like a muscle buster or a 450 splash. LOL
Nah on second thoughts maybe i should stick to the armbar

 

[That Ginga Guy]

probably Nick Gage's or Disco Machines Chokebreaker that looks so painful and Finish the poor soul off with Super Dragons Curb Stomp

and for people who like to go candice michelle style just walk up to the sucka and whack him over the head with a plastic wand and do the Go Daddy.com dance that should work efficently

But since i have a irish heritage in me i might have to go all out with a trusty Shillelagh and get Hornswoggle to finish the sucka off with his trademark Lepreton Bomb yup thats the most realistic outcome for a physical conflict i might have

 

[That Irish Kid]

I've actually used Orton's backbreaker in a fight, but instead of releasing, I held on and lifted him up so he was suspended in mid-air. Lot's of pressure, he gave up fast.

 

[RVDgurl]

As much as I would be tempted to give someone a 5 star Frog Splash, it probably wouldn't be feasible. I would have to stick with a good old fashion eye gouge to get the upper hand in a fight. No one is going to mount to much offense after being poked in the eyes a couple of times.

 

[joshob]

tazzmission.....u can do it as soon as u dodge a punch

 

[ezzyze123]

u can give someone da crossface or sweet chin

 

[hatehabsforever]

Realistically, I'd pick the Drop Toe Hold. Most of the wrestling manoeuvers which occur in the ring would not be feasible in a real fight. Let's face it, if you're in a fight, I doubt you are going to get the opportunity to do a Tombstone Piledriver, or the ever-devastating FU (slight sarcasm noted).

But taking down a guy, even if he is bigger than you, by taking his feet out from under him and him landing on his face with no opportunity to catch himself or block the impact, I think that would do the job nicely.

 

[Lil Wes]

u know i think id go ric flair on em...put in a few chops add in the extra wooooooo and then give them a cheap thumb to the eye,followed by a chop block have them down on the ground in pain and then BAM!! lock in the figure 4 WOOOO they tap and i style and profile WOOOO

 

[THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW]

id have to go with a bronco buster and then the scottie 2 hottie worm chop once hes belly up. then after all that punishment id find somewhere high and give him the best move of all time, the elbow drop off the top.

 

[Mr. TM]

Sidewalk slam for me... I just hit it naturally on people

 

[Evan Snow-Wolf]

I've actually used a Superkick in real life, and it was pretty much it. The problem with it is I am 5'10 and its basically worthless if the other person is taller than you.

To those who say they would just move... you'd be suprised how fast you can kick someone. People aren't really these machines of lightning reflexes. I don't care how much trash they talk. Especially on a forum.

P.S. That superkick landed me in trouble with the law, so no.. I'd say it wasn't worth it.

 

[Kionda]

I fight with my brother sometimes and i usually use a Tazzmission, that hurts pretty bad as it's basically a choke. Ankle lock is very effective if you can get them down. Sharpshooter hurts real bad as well as walls of jericho.
i'd be interested to try the camel clutch and an STF, see how much they really hurt. I imagine they do a lot though
apart from that i use headlocks a lot and armbars hurt. oh and hammer locks hurt apparently