Who Do You Want In An MMA Fight?

[NSL]

You must be in the fight...But you can pick any opponent...

I'd want to fight this cashier at Wal Mart that likes to check out what you're buying as he rings it all up...It's creepy...

 

[Minor League Brian]

Anderson Silva. I could take him, I know I can. He's terr-a-bad.

 

[SavageTaker]

I'd want to fight Hornswaggle. It would probably be embarrassing if I lost.

 

[Lee]

NSL

 

[SSJPhenom]

The motherfucker that rear ended my damn car. If my damn dad wasn't holding me back, we would've went right there.

 

[klunderbunker]

Lita.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Torrie Wilson.


MMA stands for Make Me Aroused, right?

 

[Mr. TM]

Razor.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You gotta take us both on.

 

[Mr. TM]

Okay. Bring it Texan.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You're on Mexi...Cana....Wanker!!!

 

[Mr. TM]

You do realiz I get Miko, who is actually The Ultimate Warrior.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I get Razor, who is > Warrior.

 

[Mr. TM]

We will see. WZF Wrestling Tourny 4

 

[Freddy4190]

Ghandi

 

[SavageTaker]

I could take on Mother Theresa...

 

[Freddy4190]

she'd beat your ass.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I could take on Mother Theresa...

She's dead.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

she'd beat your ass.

Not when she's dead.

 

[SavageTaker]

She's dead.

I know that...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The umpiring team of CB Bucknor and Joe West.

 

[CH David]

This one kid I used to go to school with. Such a douche bag, always thought he was some cool fuck, and I had to deal with his bitch ass from K-12. Although in 4th grade I did give him a damn good clothesline at recess playing kickball. Didn't even get in trouble, it was awesome.

 

[gd]

A dwarf.