You Know What's Pointless?

[klunderbunker]

I think I'll be adding another thing to my regular stuff and say something here that I think is bullshit.

1. Keys to the city. What the hell do they open? They're stupid trophies and just an excuse to have a stupid parada. Does this mean that you're now a big deal in just one town? If you go to another city does it mean your level of suck has gone a bit higher? They're just totally pointless.

 

[Sparky]

and they don't work. You cant get into the porno theatres when they are closed.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Didn't Saddam Hussein get one to the city of Detroit?

 

[Lee]

He did, in 1980

 

[Tastycles]

Fantastic. Well done Detroit. I think Robert Mugabe, who blames literally everything on the British, is in fact a Knight of the British Empire. Arise, Sir Robert.

 

[Lee]

He's not anymore, it was repealed last year, but yeah he was.