You all need to bowdown to me.

[Mr Ferguson]

Just before i logged into this forum, i laughed. I laughed because i am so much better than all of you. You seriously all need to look at yourselves in your mirrors and just laugh. Laugh at how nerdy and pathetic you all are. It' hilarious.

I am better looking than all of you.I am richer than all of you and i am smarter than all of you. I am the complete human being. Women love me. The thing is i am here to improve you. I don't like the idea or concept of nerds. I want that concept to vanish. The buck starts with you. From what i have been told the nerdiest human beings in existence. Wrestling fans.

Do not be uncool in my presence. Do not show weakness and above all try to show some swag. I am here to cure. Remember that.

Best Wishes, MR Ferguson.

 

[Mr Ferguson]

Oh and soon enough i will dominate a thread. The bad influence or should i say the leader of nerds "Mighty Norcal", his thread. I demonstrate to you all what it looks like to see an alpha male like myself walk all over a greasy nerd like the might Norcal.

Your's sincerely, MR Ferguson.

 

[a0161613]

Why haven't we banned you yet?

Don't answer, its a rhetorical question.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

One word posting, eh?

Yawn

 

[Suibon]

Yeeech.
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[George Steele's Barber]

What does your family think when you show them that you spend your time annoying people by playing a silly character on the internet? Do they encourage you?

Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You really need to work on your superiority gimmick, a good start would be to actually be the way that you described yourself. The best way to achieve that is to emulate me. Go ahead, I don't mind.

 

[Nick Black]

By the way, Bow Down is 2 words. bowdown <---Not a word. Oh, and here's a 1 word posting: dicknose.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Missssssssssssssssterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ferrrrrrrrgulstein

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I can't be the only one embarrassed by the recent string of barroom threads.

 

[Барбоса]

This guy is so superior that NorCal is going to have to team up with Sly just to stand a chance against him...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

This guy is so superior that NorCal is going to have to team up with Sly just to stand a chance against him...

you are fortunate the forum did not implode due to the mere mention of such a conglomerate. Very irresponsible of you.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Do not show weakness and above all try to show some swag. I am here to cure.

SWAGGGGG

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[The Doctor]

KING KONG KING KING KA KING KONG

 

[The Talon]

I'm gonna see this one out.

 

[Lowdown]

Just before i logged into this forum, i laughed. I laughed because i am so much better than all of you. You seriously all need to look at yourselves in your mirrors and just laugh. Laugh at how nerdy and pathetic you all are. It' hilarious.

I am better looking than all of you.I am richer than all of you and i am smarter than all of you. I am the complete human being. Women love me. The thing is i am here to improve you. I don't like the idea or concept of nerds. I want that concept to vanish. The buck starts with you. From what i have been told the nerdiest human beings in existence. Wrestling fans.

Do not be uncool in my presence. Do not show weakness and above all try to show some swag. I am here to cure. Remember that.

Best Wishes, MR Ferguson.

Show some swag, huh? So you're a Miami Hurricane fan? (Not Knocking the Canes, btw) You're judging the multitude on these forums, but guess what? YOU'RE ON HERE WITH US! Embrace your true self. Follow your own advice, go look in the mirror, look at yourself real hard, and chant five times "I AM A NERD!" You'll feel a lot better freeing yourself from a lie.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Just before I logged into this forum, i laughed. I laughed because I am so much better than all of you. You seriously all need to look at yourselves in your mirrors and just laugh. Laugh at how nerdy and pathetic you all are. It's hilarious.

I am better looking than all of you.[Hit the spacebar here]I am richer than all of you and I am smarter than all of you. I am the complete human being. Women love me. The thing is I am here to improve you. I don't like the idea or concept of nerds. I want that concept to vanish. The buck starts with you. From what I have been told the nerdiest human beings in existence. Wrestling fans.

Do not be uncool in my presence. Do not show weakness and above all try to show some swag. I am here to cure. Remember that.

Best Wishes, Mr. Ferguson.

Don't mind me, I'm just fixing these post around here.

Oh and soon enough I will dominate a thread. The bad influence [a comma here would be nice] or should I say the leader of nerds "Mighty Norcal"'s thread [By placing an apostrophe and stating a noun, in this case the word thread; the subject will get possession of such a noun. It's why it'll be better to state such a thing, as opposed to making a convoluted mess in the sentence] I'll demonstrate to you all what it looks like to see an alpha male like myself walk all over a greasy nerd like the might Norcal.there's no Might Norcal here. Just The Mighty Norcal as opposed to Might Norcal

Yours [took out that pesky apostrophe for you] sincerely, Mr. Ferguson.

Dear Mr. Ferguson,

While I find myself in a perplexed quandary as to why you are indeed posting these letters over the forums of wrestling, a sport meant to entertain a certain amount of people through the means of escapism. Through your letters, you give me a source to which correct and enforce the rules of proper grammar.

Also, I must address such a cultural phenomenon as "Swag". Swag is for the ones who have no future; for the ones who just ride the wave's crest, thinking that it will lead them nowhere.

Class, however, class is for men. Men who call themselves sophisticated, well-read, cultured, well-mannered and have stories to tell in order to teach, as opposed to force. Men who tell tales of their lives in order to find the true sense of life's wonder in the mundane and ordinary. Class is for the great.

I hope my lessons reach your destination with haste.

Yours, Mr. Steve.

 

[The Talon]

So, I wanna see how far this whole Mr. Ferguson thing goes. Like if he one day tries to troll KB or Sly in the non-spam sections and ends up getting banned.

 

[Lowdown]

Don't mind me, I'm just fixing these post around here.



Dear Mr. Ferguson,

While I find myself in a perplexed quandary as to why you are indeed posting these letters over the forums of wrestling, a sport meant to entertain a certain amount of people through the means of escapism. Through your letters, you give me a source to which correct and enforce the rules of proper grammar.

Also, I must address such a cultural phenomenon as "Swag". Swag is for the ones who have no future; for the ones who just ride the wave's crest, thinking that it will lead them nowhere.

Class, however, class is for men. Men who call themselves sophisticated, well-read, cultured, well-mannered and have stories to tell in order to teach, as opposed to force. Men who tell tales of their lives in order to find the true sense of life's wonder in the mundane and ordinary. Class is for the great.

I hope my lessons reach your destination with haste.

Yours, Mr. Steve.

Mr. Steve, I like your style.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

SWAGGGGGGGGGG

 

[Shocky]

Unless this guy is dressed like Burt Reynolds sporting an over sized cowboy hat, then I'll pass.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Do we know what alt this is yet?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Who do I gotta fuck to get this shitbrick banned? I would really like to set his house on fire...

 

[The Talon]

Ferguson, your arrogance will be your downfall. You must repel your own behavior now, or the hammer of BAN shall come calling.

 

[PlayTheGame]

Is he still going with this?

Guys, just let him at this point. It's obviously very important to him. Probably a highlight of his day. Not even joking.