Part 4:
The referee steps back a little and holds his hands up to his head, watching the carnage, as Jake slumps down to his knees with his head in the glass. Spiral, stepping back and panting, drags Jake violently out and hooks the leg, as the ref begins to count. At 2 and a half, Jake gets a weary shoulder up and Spiral looks out at the crowd angrily and frustrated. Spiral starts slamming the ground and drags Jake by the hair towards the edge of the entrance ramp, and looks down at the mass of electrical equipment below, and maniacally back at Jake. The crowd amps up for a big spot, but the referee steps over to Spiral and begs him not to do it. Spiral looks between a barely conscious, bleeding Jake and the referee, before throwing Jake away and holding his hands up exasperatedly. He has his hands on his hips as the referee breathes a sigh of relief, before Spiral looks up at the ref and quickly tosses him off the edge of the ramp and into the equipment with a terribly loud bang. The crowd cheer for that spot, as Spiral spits out at the shaking referee, as the paramedics quickly rush from the back down to him.
JR: Come on Spiral, you can't put your hands on an official! That poor man could be broken in half for God's sakes!
King: JR, Spiral is just venting his anger at the referee for getting in his way. Anything goes here, and so does that.
Jake, still struggling, manages to seize this opportunity and trip Spirals legs out from under him, sending Spiral throat-first across the metal edge of the ramp, his head dangling over the side. The crowd fires up, anticipating Spiral following the referee, but Spiral holds on. Jake crawls over to Spirals head and tries to shove him off but Spiral resists. Spiral desperately kicks out at Jake, who hurtles backwards. Spiral inches fearfully backwards, with his eyes locked on the destruction below him. As Spiral makes his way to his feet, Jake makes a small push at his leg, which buckles under Spiral, who sits down immediately as the crowd laugh at him. Jake, slowly getting up, hits a kick to the back of Spiral, but falls back in pain, holding his bleeding head again. Spiral crawls back towards the entrance curtains and ducks behind them, leaving Jake to gather himself and head back with him.
JR: This match is living up to its name as 'Falls Count Anywhere' because it looks like we are headed for a backstage brawl.
King: It's just more places that Spiral can beat the hell out of Jake in.
As the cameras go to the back, they show Jake crawling through the curtains, but he is met with a swift kick to the side of the temple by Spiral, sending Jake into la-la land again. Spiral slumps an arm over Jake, but there is no referee. Eventually, Spiral gets up in rage and slams his fists over cabinets, before storming over to another referee, who is talking to an official. Spiral begins yelling at him to get his ass over there, and snatches his coffee off of him and throws it at the official, who scurries off. The referee, a little shocked, apprehensively moves over towards Jake as Spiral begins pushing him, but what Spiral doesnt see is that Jake has dragged himself wearily onto a medical table, and using that as support, Jake is able to get up and nail Spiral with a DDT right through that table and through a lot of syringes. The new referee jumps back, as Jake lays out panting, as Spiral writhes in pain. Jake slowly drapes his arm over the chest of Spiral, and the referee slowly begins counting. 1, 2 but Spiral gets a shoulder up, and it hurt him. Jake looks out in pain himself, before turning to a bag of syringes that was knocked off the table. A smile creeps onto his face as he reaches over and picks it up, and lets the syringes flow on to the ground, sending the crowd crazy. Jake, maniacally picks one up and stares at is, before looking at Spiral, and taking the syringe back and stabbing him with it in the arm repeatedly, as Spiral lets out a bloodcurdling scream at the sight of his shredded arm.
JR: Good God, Jake is injecting Spiral with painkillers, but the syringe is causing the opposite effect here, and Spiral has been opened up on his bicep there!
King: This is over the top JR, Jake has lost his mind, if he had one before.
JR: I have to agree with you King on the over-the-top comment. What these guys are doing to each other is going too far, and this match has gotten way out of hand.
Jake has found a will to fight on, but he is still very groggy, as the referee pleads him to drop the syringes. Jake goes for another shot at the arm of Spiral but stops himself, panting, and throws it away. Jake drags himself to Spiral and hooks the leg this time, but still, only gets a 2 count. Jake is a little pissed now, but manages to drag himself to his feet, before staggering against the wall again. Out of nowhere, EMTs run up to Jake and start wiping the blood off his face, but again, Jake throws them off himself angrily. Seeing a roll of medical tape on the ground, Jake picks it up, and after a moment of thinking, he blindfolds Spiral with it, and starts slapping him in the face. He drags Spiral up and smashes his head into the wall as Spiral flails around pathetically in pain. Jake holds Spirals head back and smashes him with a fist across the nose, into a back elbow, that busts Spiral open. Jake continues to knee the blindfolded Spiral in the face, and continues to work over the nose area with slow but effective European uppercuts. The cameras close in on Spirals face, before Jake lifts Spiral up and shoves him into the nearest camera, breaking the glass in it, leaving the viewers with a huge, bloodied crack to look through.
JR: Come on Jake, please, show some contempt here, show some remorse. Enough is enough, please!
King: Are you kidding JR? I"m loving this match, even when it's Jake with the upper hand. They are leaving nothing to be desired here in this one, and this is one hell of a match.
The tape has fallen off the eyes of Spiral as he slumps to the ground. Jake moves over to Spiral and continues to hit him with boots to the face, before dropping an elbow into a cover. He again only gets a 2, and as frustration builds, so does his anger. He lifts Spiral up and starts beating him again, before throwing him against the wall and picking a thumbtack out of his back. As Spiral is against the wall, Jake throws the pin like a dart, and it scrapes across Spirals forehead and sticks in as the crowd wince. Spiral struggles around to get it out, and as Jake looks over at him, laughing, Spiral hits him with a square kick to the gut, and swings at his eyes with his fingers, sending Jake back into a door, before Spiral charges at him with a big boot, breaking the door down. Spiral drops to his knees and crawls over to cover Jake as the ref makes his way through the mess to count a cover. It gets to 2 before Jake kicks out angrily again. Spiral furiously starts beating on Jake, but Jake is shrugging it off and getting up, and the two begin to brawl with eachother. Blow after blow, and neither of them is backing down. They both fight through to another room, and as the door shuts, the fans see that they went into the womens locker room. A camera quickly goes to the locker room as Jake takes Spiral down amongst a group of screaming divas. RVDGurl pleads with them to leave, before Jake sees her and swaggers over to her and begins chatting her up, before Spiral shoves Jake into her, with Jake dragging her towel down in the process.
King: HELLO!!
RVDGurl screams, as Jake turns around and belts Spiral with a hairbrush that was on the table, as Spiral staggers out into a hallway. Jake stops and says hell see the ladies afterwards, and heads out to follow Spiral. As the divas are looking out gasping at what they saw, DC appears from the other room and puts his arm around RVDGurl and asks her what that was all about.
King: How many men does she have? If we weren't watching a classic, I'd go back there and give her a hello of my own.
JR: Would you stop and just try to enjoy the carnage we are witnessing in this slobber knocker, rather than just drooling like a dog over your 'puppies'?
As the cameras go out to Jake following Spiral, Jake is met with a stiff clothesline by Spiral, which sends him hurtling into a cabinet near the wall. Spiral heads over and starts slamming the door onto Jake, and turns back with a look of insanity on his face. Spiral looks smugly as the crowd start an asshole chant back in the arena. Spiral turns around again into the same brass knucks he was hit by last time, and falls to the ground. Jake feels his head for more blood, before stomping on Spiral again. Jake looks at the cabinet, and tries to shake it and make it fall on Spiral, but as he does this, Spiral rolls out of the way, but Jake runs over to him and picks him up and throws him into the steel garage door, that leaves a huge dent in it. Jake looks around and sees a staff member looking on from a forklift, and heads over to him and yells at him to give him the keys to the forklift. The staff member does and runs off, as Jake climbs into the drivers seat of the forklift and starts it up, before heading towards Downward Spiral and lifting him up with it. Spiral is raised high in the air and Jake reverses it around so that it faces an open dumpster, and Jake heads towards it and dumps Spiral straight inside, sending the crowd crazy.
JR: SPIRAL IS TAKING A GARBAGE BATH KING! I guess he will stink as much as his attitude does.
King: Come on now Jake, you are being ridiculous.
Jake rams the dumpster repeatedly before getting out and shutting the lid on Spirals head, as Spiral squirms about in amongst the rubbish. Jake looks quickly at the door and the dumpster, and starts to roll it towards the steel door, and smashes the dumpster straight through it as it tips over in the parking lot! The lid flies open as Spiral rolls out to the foot of a limo in the parking lot, as Jake walks over to him and begins slapping him again in the face and asking him how that felt. Lifting Spiral up, Jake slams Spirals head into the side of the limo, before throwing Spiral onto the glass, which cracks it as Spiral rolls up onto the roof and lies over the open sunroof. Jake jumps up to follow him, and leg drops Spiral, sending Spiral inside the limo from the sunroof. Jake slowly stands up on the roof, looking confident, before out of nowhere, the limo drives forward, sending Jake hurtling off the top and to the ground, landing hard on the gravel. The limo door opens, and Big Ace steps out as the crowd boo that sight.
JR: Oh come on, what in God's name is that slimeball doing here?!
King: This is great JR, and like I have said a thousand times, anything goes, and Spiral can use whoever and whatever he wants in this match, and with Ace here, we are in store for one hell of a beating! I love it!
Ace helps Spiral out of the car and they both head towards a hurt Jake and begin stomping on his face, before double irish-whipping him into a truck. Ace tells Spiral to get the car started, as he places Jakes head underneath the car and near a wheel, but as Spiral starts the car, Jake nails Ace with a low blow, and ducks out of the way as Spiral drives back and forth. Ace, winded, is thrown into the back of the reversing truck and is knocked out and begins rolling down the road, as Jake walks over and opens the car up and drags Spiral out and decking him with a clothesline into a window. Jake presses a button inside the car and the window lowers to the bottom, and Jake places Spirals head in the window and begins elbowing his throat on the corner of the window. He then takes Spirals legs and leans back with them, sending Spiral head first into the top of the truck, and Jake drags him out, slamming his head on the ground. Jake looks around for a referee, and orders him to come over.
JR: Jake is annihalating Spiral here, and by God he deserves it!
King: Jake is insane, and he belongs in a jail, not in a wrestling ring, or outside of one as they are doing here. But there is no way Spiral is staying down from whatever Jake does here.
JR: Well with everything Spiral has in his cheating arsenal, I wouldn't be surprised if- Jesus Christ! WHAT THE HELL DID ACE JUST DO TO JAKE!!??
As Jake turns around, he is met with a steel chain shot to the back by Big Ace. Ace starts choking Jake with it, as Spiral gathers himself and looks at the sight. Ace holds the chain over Jakes throat in a camel-clutch manoeuvre as Spiral runs towards Jake and hits a shining wizard on him in that position. Spiral foot chokes Jake out as Ace drags his head back with the chain. After the referee pleads with them to let go, Ace hits more body shots with the chain on Jake, before letting it slide out of his hand. Spiral walks back and finds a steel chair in amongst some equipment at the side of the building, and smashes Jake over the back of the head with it. Spiral throws the chair onto the hood of a car, as Ace drags Jake on top of the car as he and Spiral ready themselves for the Dead Sexy. Spiral lifts Jake on top of his shoulders in a firemans carry, before spinning him off in an F5 move as Ace catches Jake with an RKO on to the chair.
JR: OH MY GOD! THOSE SONS OF BITCHES! THE DEAD SEXY ON THE CHAIR ON TOP OF THE CAR! THESE TWO ARE DISGUSTING EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS, AND ARE BEING DOWNRIGHT DISGRACEFUL!!!
King: Calm down JR. I'm sure they don't care what you think of them, especially not after Spiral wins this mat-
JR: Oh for God's sake King! They have every right to know exactly what people think of them, and Spiral and Ace's actions tonight have been nothing short of despicable, and you know that as much as I do, and Spiral is being absolutely pathetic! Oh, yeah, yeah Spiral, you really are a hero. King, you know that Spiral is a cheating bastard, and so do all these fans and it is nothing short of disgusting that Spiral has to double team Jake to win this match!
This breaks the hood, as Jake goes through the car, as Ace and Spiral drag him out. Spiral orders the ref to start counting as Ace celebrates, but the referee only gets to a 2 on Spirals cover, as Spiral and Ace look out shocked and angry. Ace threatens the referee, before Spiral lifts Jake up and wraps the steel chain around his arm, and ties Jake to the exhaust pipe of the car. Ace rushes around to the drivers seat as the referee tries to stop him, but Spiral shoves the referee away, and Ace starts the car and accelerates with speed, all around the parking lot, as a screaming Jake is dragged around mercilessly. Ace heads towards the side of the building and swerves at the last second, sending Jake hurtling into the building, and breaking the chain.
JR: Oh this is absolutely sickening. Show some contempt Spiral for God's sake!
King: He's taking Jake for a ride JR, and he's within rights to do it whether you like it or not!
Spiral runs over to Jake and kicks him again in the face, before lifting him into the Downward Spiral position. Ace gets out of the car and heads over to help Spiral out. Ace readies himself for a superkick to the back of Jakes head, which will assist Spirals move, but Jake switches positions with Spiral at the last second, and Spiral cops a superkick from Ace to the back of his head, and Jake charges at a confused Ace and hits a quick flapjack into the side of the arena building, as all 3 men are laid out. The EMTs rush over to assist Jake and Spiral, and drag the two inside the arena through a door, and slam it. Eventually, Ace gets up groggily and walks into the door and falls down again, saying let me in loudly, but to no avail. Back inside, Jake is seen throwing the EMTs into the walls, and he picks up a garbage can lid and begins beating them all with it, finally knocking them all out and saying I dont need you.
JR: Come on Jake! This is why the fans love him! It's his will to win, and he's not going to let Spiral off easy! He's fighting and refusing any help in this match, even if it risks his own health, and I view that as bravery and heart!
King: Where has that gotten anyone JR? I see this as pure idiocy, and I know that's going to cost Jake this match! Do we even have any EMT's left?
He falls down, but gets up limping, holding his back as he heads towards Spiral, but Spiral kicks Jake in the leg, as Jake trips into a pipe on the ground, as he rolls over in pain. Spiral and Jake eventually both crawl towards eachother and resume their fist fight, as they go through an apron and find themselves high up in the aisles in the crowd. Spiral again cheats his way out and thuds Jake in the eye, before taking a sign from a fan that says Spiral Sucks and slamming it over Jakes head, before tossing him into a man carrying fairy-floss, sending the candy into the air. Spiral walks over to Jake and looks out below, seeing a mass of electrical equipment belonging to the Television towers, on a platform. Spiral looks out at the crowd with a mad look on his face, before picking Jake up by the head and choking him out in a standing headlock, before gripping his arm around his head tighter, readying for a Downward Spiral off the edge of the top tier of the crowd, through the television towers metres below them.
JR: Oh Jesus no Spiral, think of your lives for Goodness sake! Enough is enough!
King: Now this is over the edge Spiral, come on. Then again, these fans are loving this destruction...
JR: But think of their CAREERS King! Lives will be shortened, if not destroyed if Spiral does this!
As the crowd hypes up for the move, Jake hits an elbow to the head, which sends Spiral teetering close to the edge, but before Jake moves to push Spiral off, he stops, and pulls Spiral back. Jake gets up on the edge of the top tier, which is about 2 metres across, and looks out at the crowd, before shoving Spiral between his legs and grasping his stomach. The crowd are absolutely insane, as Jake raises Spiral above him in the powerbomb position, before jumping off the edge and flying through the air and sending Spiral with a powerbomb breaking the tower with an explosion as both he and Spiral crash to the arena floor as the crowd goes nuts for that spot!
JR: MY GOD JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!! NO! NO! NO! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, THOSE TWO HAVE BOTH BEEN KILLED RIGHT THERE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!
King: LISTEN TO THESE FANS JR! THEY LOVED THAT!! But these two have lost their minds and I hope they are both okay!
JR: Okay after THAT King!? After THAT!?
Jake grips his back and is in utter misery and agony, as Spiral is completely unconscious and laying face down. Eventually, with the crowd willing Jake on and the referee making his way to the wreck that they are entangled in, Jake moves himself slowly towards Spiral and rolls him over, draping one arm across the chest of Spiral as the referee makes his way through the crowd and starts counting as the crowd chant along.
1! 2! 3!
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner: Y! 2! JAKE!
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JR: MY GOD! MY GOD! Y 2 JAKE HAS WON THIS MATCH! Y 2 JAKE HAS BEATEN DOWNWARD SPIRAL! THROUGH ALL THE CARNAGE, THROUGH ALL THE DESTRUCTION, JAKE HAS PREVAILED, AND HE HAS WON THIS WAR WE HAVE WITNESSED TONIGHT!!!
The crowd rush towards Jake and help him up, cheering along with him and raising his arm. The referee calls for assistance to help Spiral as Jake stands with the fans, limping over a fallen Downward Spiral, who hasnt moved. Jake stops and looks at Spiral, and drops to his knees, out of breath next to him. As the EMTs come again, Jake looks up at them a little angrily, but decides to let them help Spiral, as they dig him out of the mess. Jake looks at the bloodied Spiral, and pats him on the chest, before limping away through to the ring, and slowly rolls in the ring and calls for a microphone, as confetti streams down on him and the fans are giving him a standing ovation. Jake drops to his knees again, panting and still groggy, as he lifts the microphone to his mouth.
Jake: Spiral
we went through a war tonight, and I know for sure that our lives have been shortened. Ive known ever since the Royal Rumble that you were a slimy cheater, and that opinion hasnt changed
but kid
you have guts for what you did tonight, and whether we ever go at it again
I am looking forward to it. I want to thank you Spiral, for giving me my defining WZMania moment, and I want to thank you for giving these fans their moneys worth, because Spiral, you and I stole the show tonight!
The confetti continues to stream down as Jake drops the microphone, and gathers himself to his feet, with the fans still on their feet applauding him. Spiral is being assisted to his feet as well, and gets a small amount of applause, but he is still knocked out and is taken to the back, as the image fades out to Jake standing in the middle of the ring with his arms above his head in victory
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