X

[Steamboat Ricky]

I feel like our bromance has fizzled out a bit lately. Should we go to couples therapy?

 

[X]

You sound just like your mother. Get me another beer you harlot wench.





No but I agree. I should get on MSN more often. I would now but I'm so hungover it's difficult to type at a decent pace.

Shall you watch Raw tonight? I'll make some popcorn, we'll curl on on the couch.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

it's possible, but if i do, I won't be in the LD.



I just want to be held and told that everything is going to be ok.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Now I am feeling jealous, Ricky and X.

 

[X]

Damnit Sid was all of last night not enough for you? Is your thirst for lovemaking unquenchable?!

 

[Dave]

You need to get yourself a bromance, Sid.

I have many. They feel good.

 

[Ty Burna]

I feel all lonely now.

 

[X]

I feel all lonely now.

You're not getting any for a long time mister. I'm deeply offended by your hip hop statements.





<3

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

You need to get yourself a bromance, Sid.

I have many. They feel good.

Ricky told me that I was going to be his BFF.

Now, I don't know. I just feel kind of betrayed.

 

[Ty Burna]

You're not getting any for a long time mister. I'm deeply offended by your hip hop statements.





<3

That's fine I'm used to rejection.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Don't worry, Sid. Don't worry.

 

[X]

Don't worry baby...don't worry baby....don't worry baaabbbyyy

 

[The Doctor]

 

[Mustang Sally]

I feel like our bromance has fizzled out a bit lately. Should we go to couples therapy?

X is mine.



Aint'cha X?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

X is mine.



Aint'cha X?

He's not yours.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Brethren Before Wenches

Forsooth, Sir Jerry.

I'm twice the woman you are.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Forsooth, Sir Jerry.

I'm twice the woman you are.

I'm 0% woman and that means if you're twice the woman I am, 0% x 2 = 0%.

You're 0% woman too.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'm 0% woman and that means if you're twice the woman I am, 0% x 2 = 0%.

I believe it was Billy Preston who said: "Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'."

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I believe it was Billy Preston who said: "Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'."

You can't deny that I won this battle.

 

[klunderbunker]

X likes me best. Or that's what my ass says.

 

[Mustang Sally]

You can't deny that I won this battle.

We were in a battle?



Tsk. Can't get the hang of this place.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

We were in a battle?



Tsk. Can't get the hang of this place.

I wasn't aware this place had a hang.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I wasn't aware this place had a hang.

Sure it does, Little Jerry. How's yours hangin'?


Your friend,
Sally

 

[X]

X is mine.



Aint'cha X?

Obviously. I have many lovers, but only one maiden.

X likes me best. Or that's what my ass says.

Shave that damn thing more often and we'll see.

 

[klunderbunker]

Obviously. I have many lovers, but only one maiden.



Shave that damn thing more often and we'll see.

I did that Saturday actually.