I go to deliver two packages to this house today. Both items needed a signature. This woman opens the door but uses the door as a shield because she's in a towel (presumably just got out of a shower). Her husband is right there by the door entrance about half an arm length away. I explain what the items are, she takes them while keeping her towel on, I tell her I need a signature and hold the scanner towards the husband thinking he would be a gentleman and sign for her. She looks at him and asks him to sign it, he shakes his head no in a disinterested fashion and looks across the room at something else. She visibly curses and now takes the scanner while juggling the packages and keeping her towel on.
....I mean what a fucking asshole right?