You again? Do you ever learn, mate?
I'd teach you a lesson, but it seems you paid off creative to give me the World champ, and put yourself in a comfy position with Theron as your tag partner so you don't have to do much work... not like you do anything that can be classified as work.
Both times? Honey, I've won 2 Mayhem titles, an Elite X title and the Tag titles. That's a little more than both times.
Let's be honest here, your three singles reigns lasted as long as one average reign. By average, I mean in both time and how memorable it was. Hopefully, Jeff can carry you to a decent reign. Lord knows you need something to validate you as a decent RPer/competitor. I pray it'll stop your constant bitching, which is terrible, too. You're the originator of bitching and blurring kayfabe & reality with said bitching, yet every single competitor who took your gimmick since then has done infinitely better at it.
Maybe you should rethink your position here. You can't even pull off your own gimmick well any more.
Now unlike you I won the tag titles by myself
Yeah, like you had to compete against two RPers.
I won the Tag Titles in my debut, with little preparation or grasp on my character. Did you accomplish anything important on your debut, let alone during your very forgettable career?
you needed to leach off Holmes because you suck. You're the lazy ass who was carried because before that what were you doing? Oh right, you were being carried by that other tag partner you had!
Don't you sully the good name of William Teach!
Oh yeah, because Doug Crashin taught me the wonders of the RPing world!

Even Doug Crashin will be remembered more in history than you will ever be.
And earned your opportunities? I hardly think putting yourself in a World Championship match during the roulette rounds is earning it. Of course, that was totally random.
Just because you're salty at RNGesus doesn't mean you have to point the blame at me. I put the names in and it came up Milhouse for Kurtesy. What else is there to say?
I keep it because it reminds me of an earlier time when you were far less annoying and had potential that was yet to be burned to the ground while our heads were kicked in by your long winded RPs about nothing.
Far less annoying back in the day? What forum were you on? Do you not remember when I posed as a female and being a generally huge dick? By the way, if we were both females, I'd be the prettier ones: I've got the legs for it.
My RP's about nothing have broken the record as Elite champion. You haven't even had a memorable RP.
It'll draw better than Justin Cooper.