Da Prophet
Mid-Card Championship Winner
I might be a lame duck, but I earned my opportunities by myself. You, however, required a second person to assist your lazy ass to win a championship, one where there were no other legitimate contenders. Every other time, you incessantly bitched about not receiving a title opportunity. Both times, you were awarded titles for no reason at all, and you lucked out because your opponent didn't post their best RP, or the creative didn't want to deal with even more of your bitching.
Regardless, I've always been ready to smash your face into the ground, and my opinion hasn't changed. I'll gladly give a match: any time, any place, any where. You name it, I'll show up and I'll make you my bitch.
Both times? Honey, I've won 2 Mayhem titles, an Elite X title and the Tag titles. That's a little more than both times. Now unlike you I won the tag titles by myself, you needed to leach off Holmes because you suck. You're the lazy ass who was carried because before that what were you doing? Oh right, you were being carried by that other tag partner you had!
And earned your opportunities? I hardly think putting yourself in a World Championship match during the roulette rounds is earning it. Of course, that was totally random.

The Final Verse sounds much better as a finisher than Your Final Verse. Prophet has no idea (never has); you made his finisher better by re-naming it.
Tbf it was supposed to be called the Final Verse but while searching through song lyrics for a finisher name I accidentally copied 'Your Final Verse' and didn't remove the first part. I keep it because it reminds me of an earlier time when you were far less annoying and had potential that was yet to be burned to the ground while our heads were kicked in by your long winded RPs about nothing.