Viola Moonlight
I'm Literally Just Here for WZCW
Krypto and Saboteur are more than capable of defeating their opponents in the ring though.... Madden would surely be booked in a humilating loss. He sits there in the ring at a computer typing up an article about how WWE, TNA, and ROH are all embarrassments to wrestling and how much the product today sucks compared to WCW. Then he clicks submit, turns around to get out of his computer chair, and his opponent hits his finisher to get the victory faster than Sheamus VS Bryan at Wrestlemania 28.
I'm not so sure about that. Last time Mark Madden wrestled, he was performing moves similar to what Saboteur & Krypto would perform. He's surprisingly elastic. Although, he did lose to some coffee...