Is this relevant to WZCW or Aftershock? No.
Do I find it humorous? Absolutely
A female friend of mine on Facebook messages me tonight, we're chatting about her cell phone bill being ridiculously high. I told her I can help her with that and out of nowhere she goes: And find me a friend with benefits.
Me: ....Wat?
Her: Yes. I need sex so bad it's been too long.
Me: Uh....alright.
Now, she's pretty hot. The mere fact that we're friends has led to rumors in my town that we were having an affair (we weren't) just to give you an idea. The conversation continues, she says that she doesn't know who would want to hook up with her and she doesn't like her body, so on and so on. I reply back and say sure, I'll do it, but I'm not sure how I'm going about this. She says just do it so I reply back I'm just going to go up to someone and say that I have a friend that needs to get laid and ask if they can help her out.
Soooo am I playing the one night stand version of Hitch? Or am I closer to acting like her pimp without the monetary transaction? I'm not familiar with getting a woman laid, my skills have always been used as a wingman to my friends.
Again, not relevant, but I figured I'd share a crazy part of my night.