WZCW Discussion Thread

[Viola Moonlight]

Bowels, bladder and cum... who wouldn't get excited?

 

[Ty Burna]

You use your thumb? I've had good results with that as well.



HOLY SHIII11II1T! That WZCW App content! The intrigue! The suspense! The speculation on whether Grizzly kept tight control of his bowels and bladder! More to come...

Sure what I do is [redacted] and then when they really get going I flip it and [redacted] which then leads to the handcuffs and [redacted]. Once everything is in place she then gets in position just so so that [redacted].

Oh man and the finale. The finale [redacted for the common decency and whatever virgin minds may still exist. I'm looking at you Pancake.]

WZCW would like to acknowledge that such comments will not be tolerated by our employees. Mr. Burna will be hearing from the new Director of Personnel regarding his lewd comments and in no way do we condone such kinkiness. We're straight laced and still prefer our carnal relations to be under the sheets with the lights off.

Truly yours,

Mr. Banks.

 

[GI Cake]

<,<

Swaggershock was a fucking blast though. Great idea.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Looks like the Aces and Eights have invaded WZCW.

 

[Dirk]

Whatcha gonna do, Big Dave? Arm drag me? #twittah

 

[Blade]

Sure what I do is [redacted] and then when they really get going I flip it and [redacted] which then leads to the handcuffs and [redacted]. Once everything is in place she then gets in position just so so that [redacted].

Oh man and the finale. The finale [redacted for the common decency and whatever virgin minds may still exist. I'm looking at you Pancake.]

I'm not surprised that you have to [redacted] considering your tiny penis...

In unrelated news, HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED THE WZCW APP YET? HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED IT YET? HOW BOUT NOW?

I may do a Blade and Blade instruction guide to downloading the app... For the lulz.

 

[Klinz]

How do I access said app? Can someone very painstakingly guide me through the process?

 

[Dagger Dias]

Looks like the Aces and Eights have invaded WZCW.

Yeah but this won't be anticlimactic or stupid. Aces & Eights didn't have the WZCW creative team writing them, they had TNA.

 

[JGlass]

How do I access said app? Can someone very painstakingly guide me through the process?

All you have to do is go to the Apple App Store on your iPhone or Google Play on your Android Smart Phone. You will probably have to wait a few seconds for the app to load, but then you should go to the search feature and type in, "WZCW App." The WZCW App should be the first one that comes up in the search. Click it, and go to the app page. Click download, and make sure that while you're there you rate the app five stars. Once the app has been downloaded it will take a few moments to install. Once it is installed, open your applications folder and locate the WZCW App. Click on the WZCW App, and you're ready to explore the world of WZCW after you create an account (a process that should only take about 5 minute if you're running on super 4G speeds).

 

[Klinz]

All you have to do is go to the Apple App Store on your iPhone or Google Play on your Android Smart Phone.

Oh. *Throws Windows Phone in bin*

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'm picturing Leon yelling "You thugs!" at a group of guys in ski masks and I can't stop laughing.

 

[Miko]

Is this relevant to WZCW or Aftershock? No.
Do I find it humorous? Absolutely

A female friend of mine on Facebook messages me tonight, we're chatting about her cell phone bill being ridiculously high. I told her I can help her with that and out of nowhere she goes: And find me a friend with benefits.

Me: ....Wat?

Her: Yes. I need sex so bad it's been too long.

Me: Uh....alright.

Now, she's pretty hot. The mere fact that we're friends has led to rumors in my town that we were having an affair (we weren't) just to give you an idea. The conversation continues, she says that she doesn't know who would want to hook up with her and she doesn't like her body, so on and so on. I reply back and say sure, I'll do it, but I'm not sure how I'm going about this. She says just do it so I reply back I'm just going to go up to someone and say that I have a friend that needs to get laid and ask if they can help her out.

Soooo am I playing the one night stand version of Hitch? Or am I closer to acting like her pimp without the monetary transaction? I'm not familiar with getting a woman laid, my skills have always been used as a wingman to my friends.

Again, not relevant, but I figured I'd share a crazy part of my night.

I'll help you out there, buddy. So long as she's slightly better looking than this;

Or slightly worse, not that I am desperate or anything.

 

[Blade]

Okay, this is pissing me off. There's a bit from a movie or possibly a comedy sketch where one guy is interviewing another. The interviewer is an asshole and keeps hitting the interviewee in the face with the microphone, but the interviewee answers the questions anyway, but obviously wearily.

What movie or show is that from!? Cause it's driving me nuts.

 

[Dirk]

It wasn't a microphone...


And I didn't know that movie made its way onto the internet...

 

[Harthan]

Just a quick update to everyone who has sent me messages over the last few days - I'm working on responding to all of them, but I'm prioritizing getting the boards up. I will definitely respond to all of your messages soon, but possibly/probably after boards have been posted.

Thanks.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Okay, this is pissing me off. There's a bit from a movie or possibly a comedy sketch where one guy is interviewing another. The interviewer is an asshole and keeps hitting the interviewee in the face with the microphone, but the interviewee answers the questions anyway, but obviously wearily.

What movie or show is that from!? Cause it's driving me nuts.

I saw it in Brainiac Science Abuse, but I don't think that's where it originates from.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I have no idea who's behind the attack on Grizzly Bob but taking his blood makes me think it's one of the many doctors leading the attack.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

I think Zeus is more psychological, so I'm leaning Coberer.

 

[Dirk]

I'm just WAITING for that ball-peen hammer to hit Grizzly on the ball and peen.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I think Zeus is more psychological, so I'm leaning Coberer.

That's who I was leaning towards.

No clue who the other 4 will end up being though....but Darren Bull has been showing up more around here as of late....

 

[Con T.]

Oh, as you wonder who it might be
I continue my crusade on Kurtesy

 

[Dirk]

Can anybody tell me how you pronounce that last name?

Kurt Sea? Curtis C?

Is Curt Ace E even an option?

 

[ABMorales787]

Kurt. Like Kurt Angle. Eh. Like what Canadians seem to always say. See. As in I see what you did there.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Kurtesy is Courtesy. Simple.

I have a feeling that the Sacrificial Altar were behind the attack on Grizzly Bob. Seems like their MO. Outside guesses are Fallout or Coberer but I'm 90% sure it was TSA.

 

[Барбоса]

It was us.