WZ tries to get Doc laid... again.

[Serious Mozzarella]

So for a couple of months now, there's this chick that's been all over Doc's Facebook wall, posting all kinds of shit that creeped him out a bit. She was just oddly flirty with him, considering where they met (basically, Jesus Camp). Ever since then, him and I would always joke around that the next time they saw each other in person, Doc would be getting a few BJs.

Well, recently, there was a comment thread on Doc's wall where I was, jokingly, trying to set this chick up with Doc, just trying to push her buttons, seeing as she was talking about her boyfriend. It was all fun and stuff, but then something amazing happened.

Basically, what you're seeing here is her breaking up with her boyfriend. The day after I suggested she gun for Doc. THAT DAY, she's been texting the guy non-stop.

The way I see it, the race is on.

And I want you all to help me get Doc laid. Where I failed, we all will succeed.

Every so often, I'm going to post in this thread, and update you guys on the situation, and I'm going to ask you gentlemen what you want me to say to her. That way, we have a giant entity acting as Doc's wingmen, instead of just me. That way we can say that this forum, as one, contributed to helping a poor guy in Ohio lose his virginity.

This event is open to all.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Go Doc!

 

[The Doctor]

AWWWWWWWW SHIT

GETCHA TOWELS READY IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

O SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hawkeye]

I hate to be that guy,but I think if Doc wanted it he could get it on his own. He's just not that type of guy so doing this is pretty futile.

 

[Uncle Sam]

USE YOUR PENIS ON HER!

 

[Hawkeye]

AWWWWWWWW SHIT

GETCHA TOWELS READY IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

E'ERYBODY IN THE PLACE GET ON THE MOTHERFUCKING DECK,BUT STAY ON YO MOTHERFUCKING TOES!!!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I hate to be that guy,but I think if Doc wanted it he could get it on his own. He's just not that type of guy so doing this is pretty futile.

Have you not SEEN my first attempt at this?

 

[Hawkeye]

Yeah,I was there,and Doc was all but uninterested then from what I could tell.

 

[Merwin]

1. Knock her out
2.have sex with her (Only considered rape if she resists cant resist if she is knocked out ...)

that is the quick way

 

[Thriller Ant]

 

[Uncle Sam]

This is an integral part of the process.

 

[The Doctor]

It's different this time. Since I actually know who the person is, and I'm probably not just going in with the sole purpose of getting laid. I'm not that kind of person. She's not bad looking, she's nice, and since she'll be closer I can actually hang out with her and see if she's the kind of person I'll want to hook up with or not. She may be crazy, and if she is then it's a no-go, yo.

 

[Merwin]

Remember Silence is golden Duct tape is silver

 

[Dave]

I'm in!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I thought of this the other day, so you havent had the sexy times yet Docster.


In time, m'boy

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Blowjob her, Doc!

Whatever that means.

 

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1. Knock her out
2.have sex with her (Only considered rape if she resists cant resist if she is knocked out ...)

that is the quick way

You would know how? You are a year younger than me.

 

[Merwin]

You would know how? You are a year younger than me.

1.i was joking
2. i could lie about my age
3. i COULD be a 45 year old dude that likes to talk to younger Guys
4. I am nice if your nice to me
5. Never said I Had experince or that i ever did it

 

[JGlass]

It's different this time. Since I actually know who the person is, and I'm probably not just going in with the sole purpose of getting laid. I'm not that kind of person. She's not bad looking, she's nice, and since she'll be closer I can actually hang out with her and see if she's the kind of person I'll want to hook up with or not. She may be crazy, and if she is then it's a no-go, yo.

This is the perfect attitude to go in with Doc. You don't need to force shit, it'll be better if you just let it happen.

Still, I hope for you sake things work out and you get some.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Alright, for those that are in, here's

Task_1.004: She updated her Facebook status with the message --

Texting [Doc] and watching outsourced lol text it

I decided to wait before I made a move. It was too early for anything to be done, so I simply "liked" the post. But then something happened that backed us up into a corner, WZGSD. I logged onto Facebook to find this on my wall:

I need the gentlemen of WZ to direct my next move. How do I respond?

 

[Merwin]

I am looking forward to the results

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

FINISH HER!

 

[The Doctor]

FINISH HER!

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Alright, for those that are in, here's

Task_1.004: She updated her Facebook status with the message --



I decided to wait before I made a move. It was too early for anything to be done, so I simply "liked" the post. But then something happened that backed us up into a corner, WZGSD. I logged onto Facebook to find this on my wall:

I need the gentlemen of WZ to direct my next move. How do I respond?

dude add me on FB.