WZ Big Brother Season 1

[Hyorinmaru]

At least you guys have a computer.

All I have is an S4 screen & my fat fingers

 

[Hyorinmaru]

This is what I'm stuck with. It's a bigger pain in the ass than regular tetris

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Fed up with Tetris Hyourinmaru argues against the governmental regulation of Circumcision on another site he's a member of.

 

[nightmare]

nightmare attempts to make a sandwich by tying ingredients to the ceiling fan & catching them while sticking a slice of bread in the air like a badass.

Idea? 5 stars.

Execution? 4 stars.

Results? 0 stars.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hyourinmaru dodges food as he tells idiots that infants are in no way capable of making a choice on Circumcision so by default it's up to the parents.

Sadly this conversation actually took place.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Tetris can suck a dick, hopefully the photo goes through.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I seriously wanna know how Hothead25 got those scores.

 

[M]

I am not winning this

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Have a feeling one of you is gonna end up getting an insane score.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Not me

 

[Spidey Revivey]

The Pickle God speaks through me, and he says this game sucks shrimp dick.


Thus it is known. Bless the Brine.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Rated R has decided to come up with a plan to kill the pickle god by turning it into relish, spreading it over a burger and eating said burger.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Spidey reads Rated R's mind and tries to ask him telepathically how he plans to kill a god.

 

[nightmare]

nightmare stands hovering over Rated R as he sleeps. Contemplating whether or not to pour vinegar down his throat in an attempt to purify him of his evil thoughts against the Pickle God.

Instead, he slinks away, knowing that the savior will handle things in due time & tells all the housemates that Rated R sleeps with a Justin Bieber doll.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

this place so zany

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

nightmare stands hovering over Rated R as he sleeps. Contemplating whether or not to pour vinegar down his throat in an attempt to purify him of his evil thoughts against the Pickle God.

Instead, he slinks away, knowing that the savior will handle things in due time & tells all the housemates that Rated R sleeps with a Justin Bieber doll.

Rated R would like to correct nightmare, it's not Justin Bieber but rather one of 5 super collectible Backstreet Boy dolls. He insists one day they'll be worth a ton of money.

 

[nightmare]

So when do we find out who won the HOH comp? Its about time we figure out which one of you is a robot.


Fuck that game. Seriously. Most pain in the ass version of Tetris ever.

 

[JamJam]

Very interesting stuff going on in the big brother house.

Waiting on five more people. Don't sweat it guys. Some of you did really well....sorta

 

[klunderbunker]

Can I get an extension? I didn't realize when the deadline was.

 

[JamJam]

Can I get an extension? I didn't realize when the deadline was.

Fine with me. This challenge has been extended 24 hours or whenever everyone else gets their scores in.

 

[klunderbunker]

And we can only send in one score right?

 

[JamJam]

And we can only send in one score right?

Yes sir.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Hopefully 199,000 is good enough

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Well then. Time for Plan B.


Spidey bakes the future HoH a nice frosted cake. No pickles used. Sucking up is underway.

 

[A11oftheLights]

I'm sorry but i have to do this. I will understand if i end up nominated but...

A11 searches every inch of the big brother house, looking for the pickle god. After 6 hours and 49 minutes of searching he finds 97 pickles. Slightly disturbed by the amount of decoy pickle gods spidey has, A11 slowly snaps them all in half before blending them one at a time. He tips the filthy green sludge that is left over into the HoH bed and walks out