WZ Big Brother Season 1

[Hyorinmaru]

Hyourinmaru walks up to A11 cradling the 98th Pickle & sets it in the shrine

Bless the brine.

 

[Blade]

I've determined that Tetris has the greatest AI of any game ever. I mean, that game fucks with you so, so much.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

GODDAMMIT THE MOMENT IT GIVES ME THAT LONG PIECE IT GIVES IT TO ME FIVE FUCKING TIMES

 

[Spidey Revivey]

FIVE FUCKING TIMES

 

[Thriller Ant]

I've determined that Tetris has the greatest AI of any game ever. I mean, that game fucks with you so, so much.

Tetis is all-knowing and full of evil.

 

[JamJam]

I'm sorry to have put you all through that. But at least you all now know what you've gotten yourselves into

 

[nightmare]

I'm sorry but i have to do this. I will understand if i end up nominated but...

A11 searches every inch of the big brother house, looking for the pickle god. After 6 hours and 49 minutes of searching he finds 97 pickles. Slightly disturbed by the amount of decoy pickle gods spidey has, A11 slowly snaps them all in half before blending them one at a time. He tips the filthy green sludge that is left over into the HoH bed and walks out

nightmare picks up one of the decoy pickles A11 missed & chucks it at him with great force, knocking him to the ground. He then runs around the house yelling " SPEAR ! SPEAR ! SPEAR ! "

GODDAMMIT THE MOMENT IT GIVES ME THAT LONG PIECE IT GIVES IT TO ME FIVE FUCKING TIMES

Jeez, I hope after the first long piece you at least got to cuddle afterward. 5 times means you are married now in some cultures.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Jeez, I hope after the first long piece you at least got to cuddle afterward. 5 times means you are married now in some cultures.

I feel just like this post suggests I'd feel.

 

[nightmare]

You just need a shower & a cup of tea. The real question is, are you taking his last name or being a rebel & going hyphenated?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Can't scrub away the rape, nightmare.


and we are a traditional couple.

 

[nightmare]

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hyourinmaru passes out from the insane temperature in the Pacific Northwest.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It went up a degree.

99 fucking degrees at 7pm



I'm waiting for 100

 

[JamJam]

HOH Challenge #2 Results​

How fun was Tetris huh guys? Sorry to put you all through that at least you all now know just how difficult this game might be. No one reached six digits and I'm not really surprised because I tried playing the game myself and got frustrated right away. But anyway, here are the results of the second HOH challenge.

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klunderbunker - 8,105
Eddie's Head Cheese - 93
Dynamite Dallas Paige - 3,716
Spidey - 13,061
A11oftheLights - 18,237
hyoruinmaru - 185
M - 22,616
Paige Thriller - 28,219
Blade - 4,590
TLC - 0 (his reason was valid for missing this challenge)

And in second place.....

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nightmare with a score of 33,798!

Which means that the second Head of Household is.....

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Rated R Enigma with a score of 50,765!

Be expecting more challenges like this in the future but of course I'll try my best to mix it up. Now that you all know who the HOH is, go plead your case with him so that he doesn't put you up for nomination!

What's next? Now the HOH will PM me the two people he will put up for nomination. These two nominees are in danger of being eliminated from the game, you know the drill. The HOH will have 24 hours at least to tell me who he wants to nominate. It shouldn't take that long anyway. Once the HOH gives me his nominations, I'll do a write-up and officially announce the nominees.

Question to all of you. I know that the July 4th weekend is coming up and some of us have plans, big plans in fact. Some might not have plans but we'll see. So my question to you houseguests is, should we take a little break and resume this game after July 4? Or are you guys fine with continuing? I don't mind whatever decision you guys want to do. Just throwing it out there. Let me know what you guys want to do ASAP.

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Also, the Pickle God seems to have taken over the house. Are there no other entities that are present in the house? Big Brother decides to let a minister into the house. The minister holds a service which the houseguests HAVE TO attend. In hand, Spidey has the Pickle God and brings it to the service. The minister is extremely confused but decides to let it go. There was a point in the service where the Pickle God seemingly moved on it's own and wanted to beat the minister. The cameras caught Spidey holding on the Pickle God while trying his hardest to make it seem like nothing was going on.

Luckily for him, no one knew what was going on. Or so he thought.....

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd highly recommend taking the weekend off. It's not fair to ask people to come in and do something really quick.

 

[M]

M hopes that Rated R remembers that M didn't put him up for nomination...

 

[A11oftheLights]

A11 punches Rated R in the face and dares him to nominate, he lets him know however, should Rated R put him up for nomination he will join M in being nominated as my prison bitch

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'd highly recommend taking the weekend off. It's not fair to ask people to come in and do something really quick.

I second this. I know for a fact I won't be at a computer much, if at all, on Friday and Saturday

 

[A11oftheLights]

your all weak dogs. Go be patriotic for a weekend

*please note its sarcastic*

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Whoa, since when was Nightmare in this? Did I miss something?

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Yeah I vote for taking the weekend off. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a HOH room to move into.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Congrats on the mental fortitude, Rated R.


Spidey hopes R remembers that one time they kinda made friends somewhat.



Also, that wasn't my hand, Jam.

























That wasn't my hand.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Whoa, since when was Nightmare in this? Did I miss something?

I think he replaced Pancake as a houseguest. How I'd imagine this roleplay-wise is that nightmare is walking around in Pancake's skin.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Nah Nightmare just dressed up as Ricky Runn and walked around saying swag and YOLO hoping we wouldn't notice.

 

[klunderbunker]

KB answers the door, is handed a package, and immediately piledrives it.