WZ Big Brother Season 1

nightmare is on his way home from the taco stand & walks by the front of a strange building that smells like vinegar & ashes. He pauses, takes a bite of his taco & ponders if it is haunted, or just a home for the criminally insane.
 
Thou shalt not create for thyself a relish.

Do not take thy Sweet Gherkin to thy mouth.


Spidey wonders just how long he could keep up the Pickle God saga before being unanimously voted out.
Hyourinmaru tells Spidey that he will spread the Pickle gospel in the event he gets voted out.
 
A11 has no interest in a feast so he throws a full chicken in the air and bicycle kicks it into bin he runs around the house twirling his top around his head screaming 'we win the cup, we win the cup' this continues for several minutes

so how long til we actually find out whose going home
 
M, being the superhuman human that he is, decides he is bored simply eating marshmallows all day and proceeds to levitate roughly a foot above the ground in an act of defiance against the laws of physics always holding him down.
 
EVICTION NIGHT #1 RESULTS
The houseguests again gather in the living room where they await for JAM, the host of the big brother game. There are some obvious jitters going around as this is the first eviction night of the game. The houseguests sit in the couches provided just as JAM appears on the flat screen.

JAM: Hello houseguests.

All houstmates at different times: Hey JAM!

JAM: As you know, tonight marks the first night where we will see someone eliminated from the game. Those two people who are up for elimination are A11oftheLights and Cereal Killer.

The cameras zoom in on both houseguests who are coincidentally sitting right next to each other. Both of them sport a simple polo and some jeans as their attire for the night.

JAM: Here in my hands, I have the envelope that contains the name of the houseguest that will be eliminated from the game. Are you all ready to find out?

No one answers besides Spidey who looks around at the other houseguests. Clearly embarrassed, he holds onto the Pickle God and prays that everyone stops looking at him funny.

JAM: Without further ado, here are the results.

The cameras give each houseguest their 'five seconds of fame' before focusing on the two nominees, Cereal Killer and A11oftheLights. CK is staring straight at the flat screen, not looking nervous at all. He actually looks a little annoyed because he wants this to be all over with already. A11oftheLights on the other hand is a whole different story. The anxiousness on his face is apparent and he looks like he could blow up at any moment.

JAM: The first person eliminated from the big brother game is.....
























































































































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Cereal Killer!











































































































































JAM disappears from the flat screen as the houseguests gather around Cereal Killer. CK has no reaction at first but A11oftheLights gives him a hug as CK sits there stoic. Moments later, CK finally moves and returns the hug back to A11oftheLights. CK then goes to shake hands and share hugs with the rest of the houseguests. After that's all done, he goes to his luggage and begins heading towards the door. When CK was almost at the door, he comes back to where the houseguests gather and spots Spidey. Spidey is still carrying the Pickle God in his right hand before CK snatches it away from Spidey and throws it against the wall!

Some houseguests laugh at this notion from CK and some just stand there with their facial expressions saying, "uh oh."

Cereal Killer: C'mon man. A pickle, really?

As soon as CK throws the Pickle God against the wall, smashing it in two, he quickly exits the house. Spidey looks like he's about to break out in tears. However, he reaches underneath the sofa cushion he was sitting on and pulls out another pickle! This time, this pickle is dressed up with a sock around it and even has a smiley face.

Spidey: The Pickle God knew that was going to happen so he prepared me for it. No worries guys, all good.

Some houseguests laugh their ass off at Spidey but some just sit there not believing what they're seeing. One of those people is KB who simply shakes his head in Spidey's direction before the scene fades out.

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There you have it guys, our first elimination of the game. Thank you to Cereal Killer for participating. I hope you join next season if there is a season 2. The votes were 7-2. Now I know there should be 10 votes but I didn't count Pancake's vote because he didn't turn in one as he's going through some personal stuff. But his vote wouldn't have counted anyway. Hopefully he's back in time for the next challenge. So yeah, watch out for the next challenge.

What's next? Up next is the HOH Challenge yet again, so watch out for that soon. Also, thanks to all of you as you've all been pretty active which makes the game run smooth and makes it more fun for everyone to play. Remember what I said though, if you take TOO long to turn in something for a challenge, I will penalize you. What that penalty is just depends.

Lastly, can I get any feedback about this game? Is the game going too fast? Are the challenges dumb? Are they fair? Anything. Just tell me what you think. Thanks again everyone!
 
I wouldn't mind some stuff that has to do more with a skill of some sort (hint: I'm talking about wrestling trivia because I'd own it) than the candy kind of stuff.
 
I wouldn't mind some stuff that has to do more with a skill of some sort (hint: I'm talking about wrestling trivia because I'd own it) than the candy kind of stuff.

Wrestling triva we mine as well call it "KB WINS LOL" but I agree we need a wrestling tirva comp at some point.

I'd also like a challenge that has to do with the actual show, maybe not triva since I doubt everybody watches it but maybe something like guessing the names of houseguests or something? I'm sure Sporcle has something you could use for a comp that has to do with the show.

Rated R wakes up and opens the bottle of rum in his stash, drinks about 3 shots worth before walking out of the bedroom and joining the rest of the house in being awake and active.
 
A11 is ecstatic, he screams out a gigantic "fuck off cunt, you played a fucking shit game eat a fucking dick" as he tries to test out the production team. He grabs the remaining half the pickle god takes a bite before whacking M over the head for nominating him, he quickly gets naked and cannonballs into the bull. "i'm 1-0, the streak begins!!!!"
 
Pasquelos foretold of this tragic day. The Adversary, the Cucumber, would come into the mortal world in the guise of "He That Thrills" after the disciple "He Whom Kills" is gone from the Brotherhood. The Cucumber would consume the Almighty Pickle not wholly, but quarterly. That would be his undoing, for behold- A Pickle Resurrection!










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Pasquelos, The Almighty Pickle God, has returned from the Cycle of Death and Rebirth from thine Jar and will wreak havoc through his vessel, Spider!!


Spidey sets out on a kosher crusade.

SPIDEY'S DAY 10
 
Rated R ends up getting day drunk off rum and starts talking to the Big Brother Gods again who are informing him of what the HOH comp will be.
 
nightmare somewhat regrets not participating in the first place & contemplates a way to sneak in a bottle of rum & walkie-talkie to Spider.
 
"And who are you," the proud lord said,
"that I must bow so low?"
Only a cat of a different coat
that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold, or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
and mine are long and sharp my lord.
As long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that Lord of Castamere,
but now the rains weep o'er his hall
with no one there to hear.
Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall
with not a soul to hear.




Spidey sits cross-legged in front of an open stove. Heat emanates from it as if it were a bonfire and Spidey was camping out. The helmet made of green construction paper suggests Spidey is now a knight on a quest.
 

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