WZ Big Brother Season 1

[Spidey Revivey]

Spidey is bummed the real Big Brother looks like a drag this year, but glad there is enough candy to satisfy the vinegary thirst of the almighty Pickle God. ...soon everyone will feel the sudden urge to bless the brine...soon.....Spidey waves at hyourinmaru and passes right the hell out on the floor.

 

[klunderbunker]

KB very slowly licks envelopes.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Cereal sits and rocks in the corner glaring at everybody and trying to work out which housemates contributed to his 38 pieces of candy.

 

[Blade]

Blade draws a vengeful penis on Thriller's head while Thriller is still asleep.

 

[TLC]

TLC gathers his bow, arrows and machete and plots revenge against those who gave his so much candy.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Fallout shakes his fist at Thriller for an uncomfortable period of time.

 

[M]

M, having done well on his exam and expecting a 99% overall for his calculus course, slips on a ski mask and prepares to sneak out for a wild night on the town.

Side note: having exams for the last 3 weeks was terrible but woohoo I'm done!! For the first time I could be able to get above 95 in every subject this semester

 

[Spidey Revivey]

M, having done well on his exam and expecting a 99% overall for his calculus course, slips on a ski mask and prepares to sneak out for a wild night on the town.

Side note: having exams for the last 3 weeks was terrible but woohoo I'm done!! For the first time I could be able to get above 95 in every subject this semester

SPIDEY'S DAY 9​

 

[M]

SPIDEY'S DAY 9​

Whatever, I'll just sleep on a bed of your tears after you cry uncontrollably because you're getting nominated next time I'm HOH

 

[A11oftheLights]

A11 plans for an early exit from the house by making a noose as his dreams of becoming a d-list reality tv star celebrity are dashed

 

[A11oftheLights]

A11 still in Super Saiyan 4 mode starts channeling his powers to launch the spirit bomb if he is eliminated

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Whatever, I'll just sleep on a bed of your tears after you cry uncontrollably because you're getting nominated next time I'm HOH

Spidey tries to explain that the pickle made him convince hyourinmaru to do it.

 

[JamJam]

Big brother has decided to throw you all a feast before the first elimination of the game. Any type of food you can imagine will be provided. You're welcome. Oh and we tried to lessen the pickles cause you know, Pickle God over there might get jealous.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll have Peking Duck and roast human flesh.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Spidey fills his plate with The Adversary, that sinister pretender among pickles, the cucumber:

There will be no other pickles but the one true pickle that descended from the top of the fridge to the mundane floor. It is known.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Blade draws a vengeful penis on Thriller's head while Thriller is still asleep.

Thriller points out that Blade's mother would be able to draw a much more accurate penis, due to her familiarity with a large variety of penises.

Fallout shakes his fist at Thriller for an uncomfortable period of time.

Thriller stands awkwardly waiting for Fallout to stop.

Big brother has decided to throw you all a feast before the first elimination of the game. Any type of food you can imagine will be provided. You're welcome. Oh and we tried to lessen the pickles cause you know, Pickle God over there might get jealous.

I'm so hungry and this sounds awesome.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Rated R debates eating the pickle god and wonders what would happen if he did.

 

[JamJam]

Thriller WILL NOT be using his Power of Veto which means that A11oftheLights and Cereal Killer are still up for nomination. So here's what happens next guys...everyone EXCEPT the HOH (M) and the two nominees (A11oftheLights and Cereal Killer), will PM me who they want as the first person to be eliminated from the game. Simple enough, right?

Vote away!

 

[Thriller Ant]

Thriller wonders why we can't vote out the Pickle God

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Rated R wonders how the pickle god would taste on a burger.

 

[Lee]

DAY 9 IN THE BIG BROTHER HOOOOOSE

 

[Blade]

Blade urges Rated R not to eat people's deities.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Thriller wonders why we can't vote out the Pickle God

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Blade urges Rated R not to eat people's deities.

Rated R is still tempted to eat the pickle god. Or just turn the pickle god into relish.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Rated R is still tempted to eat the pickle god. Or just turn the pickle god into relish.

Thou shalt not create for thyself a relish.

Do not take thy Sweet Gherkin to thy mouth.


Spidey wonders just how long he could keep up the Pickle God saga before being unanimously voted out.