WWE Summerslam 2017: Longest Party of the Summer

[Mac Attack]

13 matches, let's go.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Won't be home til after 730, and I'm not sure I'll even have the energy to watch it from then til the end.

 

[Sean Valjean]

6 hours of wrestling here we come.

Remember last year's show when Finn Balor and Dean Ambrose were the only faces to win a match on the main card? Good times.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Pre-show time. Hey look, David Otunga lives.

 

[OYDK]

Thank God I have tomorrow off.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I could see Bray and Finn opening the show.

 

[Mac Attack]

I predicted Bray and Finn to start. Bray has a weird tendency to open.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I'm so hyped. Better card than Mania.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Jason Jordan's theme sounds the intro to a rejected Super Nintendo JRPG.

 

[Mac Attack]

Why do they keep advertising this as a match we've seen before?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

No Dallas is amazing. His gear is 11/10.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

This match is really poorly shot. Jason Jordan has done two cool things that have barely been picked up.

 

[Mac Attack]

I'm really disliking the camera work of this match.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I'm really disliking the camera work of this match.

The cuts have been awkward and the angles are off. I'm not a Kevin Dunn hater, but he needs to reign this shit in.

 

[justinsayne]

6 hours of wrestling here we come.

More like four & half hours of wrestling, & about ninety mins. of talking about wrestling.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Jordan should endear himself to fans by saying he's not only Angle's son, but the son of every member of WWE Universe.

"Guy with the Balor sign? I'm YOUR son! Grandma in the Cena shirt? I'm YOUR son! Little girl right in front of me? I'M. YOUR. SON!"

 

[justinsayne]

I'm really disliking the camera work of this match.

They're desperately trying to avoid shots of all the empty seats in the arena.

 

[Sagg1298]

I'm really disliking the camera work of this match.

I think it's mainly because the arena is still 3/4th empty. They are hiding the vacant seats by not showing from the hard cam.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

But commentary has mentioned that people are filing in. Why should it matter?

Also, yay Miz!

 

[Sean Valjean]

Miz celebrating next to an empty front section is an odd visual.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Oh crap, I forgot Lita was back. :/

 

[Mac Attack]

I really hope Jason Jordan isn't the next challenger to the Miz. That loss was very very clean.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

How do you have a ring breaking, a Foley toy, and NOT put those together?

 

[Sean Valjean]

I really hope Jason Jordan isn't the next challenger to the Miz. That loss was very very clean.

Such things haven't stopped WWE before.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I really hope Jason Jordan isn't the next challenger to the Miz. That loss was very very clean.

He was tricked!

I wouldn't mind Jordan being a challenger for Miz. He shouldn't win the title, but they could do some fine work to help elevate JJ.

I still have faith.