WWE Smackdown Presents: The Elimination Chamber

[Bagpipes]

I thought Sheamus was Rocksteady?

 

[enviousdominous]

Conner looks so happy tonight.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Hey Konnor, can you please give Bowser Jr. his bandana back before Mario Kart 8 Deluxe releases? Thanks in advance.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Not only their biggest win in their WWE tenure, but one of three!

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

These Ascension guys are awesome.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh no! All 170 pounds of Viktor was crushing Jason Jordan.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Hey everyone. Looks like I didn't miss anything.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

AA win, Revival debut.

 

[FromTheSouth]

This better be good. Walking Dead is on.

 

[shafe_41]

Good lord. A last-entering fresh Ascension team can't beat an absolutely descimated American Alpha.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Viktor has worse hair than Corbin.

 

[Navi]

This better be good. Walking Dead is on.

So are the Grammy's aren't they?

 

[enviousdominous]

Hmm. I'm happy for AA, but that seemed like a colossal waste of time.

 

[Navi]

So AA got the crap beat out of them by the Uso's and the Ascension still lost the match. Good lord.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Holy shit.

Tag Team Turmoil: 2/5

This show sucks so far.

 

[FromTheSouth]

The Ascension just suck. No one cares. Send them down to NXT to be redeveloped, call up The Revival.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Acting like WWE would ever debut a hot act that everyone wants to see on Smackdown. HA!

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

AA buried everyone.

 

[shafe_41]

Revival debut Tuesday night. They have to.

 

[Galvatron]

Viktor has worse hair than Corbin.

And that's saying something

 

[Dmbfantomas]

So AA got the crap beat out of them by the Uso's and the Ascension still lost the match. Good lord.

You can do that to Breezango, because they're supposed to be jokes. This is horrible.

 

[FromTheSouth]

So are the Grammy's aren't they?

As much as I want to see a super politicized party where people pat themselves on the back for autotuning themselves, I'll pass.

 

[Navi]

You can do that to Breezango, because they're supposed to be jokes. This is horrible.

It was just a reason to get everyone on the PPV, terrible match but took up time which I'm assuming it was supposed to do.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

But... But I was ready to say "yeah" and go hard all night... Fuck.

 

[enviousdominous]

I really don't see a point in recapping the Nikki vs Nattie feud AGAIN!