Vincent Michaels
My weapon of choice? A green onion.
Tonight on Friday Night SmackDown, will we get any action between Sheamus and Mark Henry?
Will Wade Barrett respond to Daniel Bryan making him tap last week?
Will anyone get a paper bag placed over their head?
We may never know...but what we do know is that in the main event the conspiracy fearing R-Truth teams up with World Heavyweight Champion Christian agianst the number one contender for The World Championship at SummerSlam Randy Orton and John Morrison. Will Orton's voices lead his team to victory or another loss? Will Truth's voices lead him anywhere further other than toward a padded room?
Well there's only one way to to find out(unless you read the spoilers), by tuning into The SyFy Network tonight at 8pm to watch WWE Friday Night SmackDown!
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Last Week on SmackDown:
New Chief Operating Officer Triple H laid down the law on SmackDown
Zack Ryder appointed Assistant to the SmackDown GM
World Heavyweight Champion Christian def. John Morrison
Daniel Bryan puts Wade Barrett in the LeBell Lock
Alicia Fox, Tamina & Rosa Mendes def. Natalya, Kaitlyn & A.J.
Mark Henry def. local athlete
Sheamus picked a fight with Mark Henry
WWE Tag Team Champions Michael McGillicutty & David Otunga def. The Usos WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase def. Intercontinental Champion Ezekiel Jackson (2-on-1 Handicap Match)
R-Truth def. Randy Orton (Disqualification)
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World Heavyweight Champion Christian vs. Randy Orton - No Holds Barred Match
At SummerSlam, World Heavyweight Champion Christian will attempt to cool the intense heat of his No. 1 contender Randy Orton in a brutal No Holds Barred Match for the World Title. The epic showdown was created by WWEs new Chief Operating Officer Triple H on the July 29 edition of SmackDown, in the midst of a sea of controversy surrounding the circumstances by which Christian captured his second World Title from The Viper at WWEs Money in the Bank pay-per-view. But, ultimately, the fuse for the explosive rivalry between Christian and Randy Orton was lit just five days after Christian fulfilled a lifelong dream, winning the World Heavyweight Championship for the first time at Extreme Rules (PHOTOS). Before his reign could even get off the ground, Randy Orton pinned his shoulders to the mat on the very next SmackDown and shattered his whole world. WWEs Apex Predator then defeated his prey again in a hard-fought rematch at WWE Capitol Punishment. Over the next several weeks, Christians inability to recover the illustrious title started to eat away at him. Already convinced that he could beat The Viper, he began to believe that SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long, Orton and even the WWE Universe were ultimately preventing him from reclaiming what was rightfully his. Refusing to speak directly to the WWE Universe any longer, the resentful Christian soon enlisted the help of lawyers to correct what he believed was an unlevel playing field. This led to a special condition in the contract for his World Heavyweight Championship Match with Orton at Money in the Bank: If Orton was disqualified, Christian would automatically be awarded the title. Once such a stipulation was in place, controversy seemed inevitable. And when Christian spat in the face of his adversary during their pay-per-view battle, Orton would be unable to stop his uncontrollable rage. Hitting his No.1 contender with a low blow, The Viper was immediately disqualified. And regardless of what the stunned WWE Universe thought, Christian once again held the title in his grasp. No matter how Christian won the World Heavyweight Championship, no one can deny his tremendous ability in the ring. But, with no a disqualification clause to stand behind, can he overcome the uncontainable anger of Randy Orton at the Biggest Event of the Summer?
Mark Henry vs Sheamus
Announced exclusively on WWE.com, Mark Henry and Sheamus will collide at SummerSlam in a rivalry that has quickly grown more intense than the summer sun itself. But, will the fight of The Celtic Warrior be enough to overcome the meanest Fella in all the land? Mark Henrys recent rampage over any and all that have gotten in his way has sent shock waves throughout WWE. He took out the likes of Big Show, Kane and even a WWE sound technician who fell onto his dangerous radar. It seems that Henry derives pleasure not just with defeating his opponents, but by destroying them completely. And as a result of his enraged attacks, not only is a lawsuit pending against him, but SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long can no longer find Superstars willing to meet him in the ring. That was until the fierce Sheamus decided to pick a fight with The Worlds Strongest Man. On the July 29 edition of SmackDown, the Irish grappler laid down the gauntlet of battle, shocking the WWE Universe by slapping The Worlds Largest Athlete. He then dropped from the top rope to avoid Henrys charge and sent the enraged Superstar plummeting to the ringside floor. No one can deny that Sheamus has a great love for battle, fused with a brutal nature that is sure to give him an incredible match against the infuriated Henry. But whether the luck of the Irish will allow him to triumph over his massive adversary at The Biggest Event of the Summer remains to be seen. Find out who will emerge from the ultimate battle of the brawlers at SummerSlam.
