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RISE OR FALL
WWE Champion John Cena may have tamed The Animal at WrestleMania, but The Champ will need to be the Last Man Standing to overcome Batista at Extreme Rules. Which man will rise to the occasion (and his feet) to be called champion?
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Raw Recall: DiBiase whines to be filthy rich, Swagger runs into a hitch and Batista shows he's a son of a ... gun.
TWICE BITTEN
For the second time in two weeks, The Viper hit Jack Swagger with a win-sealing RKO, pinning the new World Champion.
CELTIC FITNESS
Sheamus is featured in this month's "Men's Fitness" as one of their "25 Fittest Guys in the World."
FACE ORTON STATUS:
Fucking Ruling The WWE. The RKO is becoming more and more like the Stunner.
HASSELHOFF MONTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
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