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TITLE "FOUR-CLOSURE"
Four men, but only one WWE Title. At the inaugural pay-per-view event named after a truly precarious type of encounter, WWE Champion John Cena battles Randy Orton, Edge and Sheamus in a Fatal 4-Way Match.
MIZ-SION ACCOMPLISHED
Making the most of a one-night contract on Raw, Eliminated NXT Rookie Daniel Bryan defeated former Pro, The Miz.
We better see more of Miz/Bryan/Cole. The best Raw/NXT storyline going right now.

The best overall storyline? Kane's search for who took out The Undertaker.
