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WWE.com said:At WWE Great Balls of Fire, brace yourself for a dream match for the ages, as Brock Lesnar goes head-to-head with Samoa Joe for the Universal Championship.
After Brock conquered Goldberg at WrestleMania 33, it was almost incomprehensible that anyone would be able to stand up to The Beast, let alone overtake him for his coveted title. Answering that call with vigor, Raw General Manager Kurt Angle established a historic Extreme Rules Fatal 5-Way No. 1 Contender’s Match at WWE Extreme Rules – a monumental contest that would assure that whoever emerged victorious would be worthy of challenging for the Universal Title. And when the dust cleared, that Superstar was Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe has quickly established himself as a force of pure bedlam in the WWE Universe, and he's out to dominate anything and everything in his path. While The Samoan Submission Specialist has shown that he has the tools to do just that, is he relentless enough to dominate The Conqueror? Or will Brock Lesnar add Joe to his own path of carnage?
It's happening. Samoa Joe was victorious in the Fatal Five Way on Sunday and and he moves on to Great Balls of Fire to tangle with the Night-Mayor (get it?) of Suplex City - Brock Lesnar*. As Joe himself has said, "sometimes you just want to see King Kong and Godzilla get down in Tokyo." Well it won't be in the Japanese capital, but rather Dallas, Texas and it'll take place at a PPV fashioned after a sixty year old Jerry Lee Lewis song. What a time to be alive.
WWE are marketing this as a legitimate dream match and many share that sentiment online. Joe's sort of had a funny old time of it since coming to the main roster - debuting in a fantastic manner that unfortunately injured the guy he was supposed to be working with leading up to and into WrestleMania and as such he's just sort of floated around killing people until he could resume the Rollins feud, all without actually appearing on WrestleMania.
Now, allowed to stretch his legs and not be weighed down by the Rollins/HHH malarkey, Joe moves on to fight for the biggest prize on the RAW side of things and up against the biggest, baddest and meanest mo-fo' this side of Haku: Brock Lesnar*! This could be something special, as long as Lesnar is willing to let Joe get in more than two or three moves of offense. These two could legitimately put on a match of the year candidate with Joe having the means to stop Lesnar, not to mention the promos between Heyman and Joe. My word. I mean, take a look at this from RAW Talk last night:
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My. Word.
When all's said and done this does look likely to be a fairly routine first defense for Lesnar, but it shouldn't be easy and it should be an absolute joy to watch these two hosses rip each other limb from limb. After all, it's like Jerry Lee said himself:
Jerry Lee Lewis said:You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain,
Too much love drives a man insane,
You broke my will, but what a thrill,
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
*Please Read in Paul Heyman's Voice