Five matches? Including a diva match?
AWESOME. Does the WWE beseech me? Are they actually going to give workers....*gasp*....TIME TO WORK?
Probably not....Im sure there will be some comedy skits and a random tag match thrown in there. There IS hope though, the card only has this stuff on it. Looking forward to this show.
That's the spirit.
This is one of those PPVs just to give some spotlight on the mid card guys. It's refreshing to see people like Tyler Reks, Alberto Del Rio, Santino Marrella and Ezekiel Jackson mixing it up with more seasoned, yet fresh talent like Miz, Swagger, Kofi, Sheamus and Punk, combined with the star power of Big Show, Edge and Mysterio.
And that's just one match.
Then you've got Wade Barrett v Randy Orton for the strap with the Cena wild card. Honestly, Randy might as well be a clothes store mannequin, because the focus isn't on him tonight, it's on Cena. This'll probably play out exactly like Cena/JBL w/HBK did last year. OR maybe Miz will cash in on the victor and become champion to become the one with all the 'Bagging Rights' (can't you just hear him saying that in every promo for the next month?)
If i were booking it, i'd have Barrett beat Orton after taking a severe beating, by getting the ref knocked out and ordering Cena to beat on Orton. He wouldn't want to do it, and he'd stand around for ages as if he wouldn't do it, but reluctantly he would, and Orton would go down.
But Miz should come down and cash in on Barrett, who's still pretty banged up, and before Barrett can signal to Cena for help, Miz should hit the SCF and win the match, and then you an have a new champion, Randy himself could actually be the one to challenge Miz instead of Barrett because Barrett could go apeshit on Cena for not helping him retain the belt, and Cena can say 'well you didn't tell me to' and then they'll have a massive 'Will the GM fire Cena over this?' and so on......
But that's just how i'd go. I'm sure Randy will retain against Barrett.... whether he's the champion 10 minutes later is questionable.....
Then there's going to be Taker/Kane Buried Alive. Rewind to NOC and replace the ending with Taker being buried alive, and you'll know what to expect...... OH, but Paul Bearer will keep popping up on camera this time round, urn and all.
Daniel Bryan v Dolph Ziggler? It's just an excuse to get them on the card. GREAT! These guys are supposed to be the mid card champions, what the fuck are they doing? Jobbing to ME'rs or hanging off dead guy's widows! Give them 15 minutes, and let them show us why you put the belts on them.
LayCool v Natalya.... again... screams 'title change'. This is the Divas division we're talking about it's not like they really think outside the box with the ladies very often. I bet Gail Kim is wondering why she bothered coming back.
And yeah, like Will said, there'll probably be a random tag match in there too. And to be honet, so there should be. Drew and Cody won the belts 2 PPVs ago, haven't been up to much since, and hey MVP's whining about not doing anything, and Chris Masters hasn't been on PPV since his return, and haven't THEY become one of those random 'thrown together' tag teams? Not worth advertising, but certainly worth
using more guys who haven't been on PPV much.
There's few matches, but 2 out of the three 3 matches have fresh faces with top talent, and the Taker/Kane fued is predictable but the build has been excellent. Who'd have ever thought Kane would go over the Deadman more than once in a ME, consecutively?
Predictions?
Team SD, because apparently they want to give hyping SD another go.
Natalya because she lost last time so by Diva booking logic she shouldn't lose again, plus LayCool dressed up as the Harts, and usually when they go that far with the piss taking, LayCool usually lose.
Daniel Bryan, because he's been jobbing a lot. Ziggler losing won't hurt him but would help Bryan a little, whereas Ziggler winning wouldn't really do ANYTHING for him, and would only hurt Bryan more.
Orton, because despite everyone's whining, they don't really have any other option the way they've played it. I'd have literally seen it all if they let an Englishman win the title over a 3rd generation champion.
Kane because Taker never wins Buried Alive matches.
And ya know what makes it better? In the UK, it's free.