#Wrestlingthingsthatlastedlongerthenkim'smarriage

[IHW]

Yes, you read right.
There is a Trending Topic on Twitter right now about Kim Kardashian's Marriage (which lasted 72 days and she made a lot of $$$ on it) ... and i thought this could make a funny thread.
Hate all you want, but it will still be funny.

So, here is how it goes: #Wrestlingthingsthatlastedlongerthenkim'smarriage

The Rocks "never leaving the fans" promo. Then the time it took him to leave.

or

John Morrison getting squashed in matches.

or

The time it takes John Cena to hit the 5 moves of doom, after getting beat up an entire match, and then winning.


See, if you think of some interesting stuff, it could be funny.

Include WWE, TNA, FCW, ROH, ECW, WCW, WWF, etc. (any)

Have fun.
Ill give a rep to the most funny ones.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

First off I think this would be better in the spam section.

secondly, I got one: The time it takes Kurt Angle to get into cages.

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[King Patrick Star]

WCW’s “Invasion” of the WWF
Chris Jericho’s Undisputed WWF WCW World Heavyweight Championship reign
Smackdown on CW and MyNetwork
WWECW
NXT Redemption
Ted DiBiase Jr.’s reign as the Million Dollar Champion
XFL

 

[Karilas]

The Greatest Intercontinental Championship Reign of All the Times. Bless you Santino.

Mae Young's pregnancy. Actually, I'm not too sure of that one.

This definitely seems like a thread for the GSD, or the Wrestling Spam Zone..

Oooh, here's one...

The time it took JJ Dillon to understand Sting's [really clear] demand to face Hogan back in '97!

 

[Notorious718]

The Fingerpoke of Doom.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Vince McMahon's "never-ending" boner.
Hornswoggle's reign as Cruiserweight Champion.
Vladimir Kozlov's undefeated streak.
Jeff Hardy vs Sting. Oh wait...

 

[Alex]

Zack Ryder not being relevant

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Cody Rhodes prescription for a facemask.

 

[Alex]

HULKAMANIA BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!

BECAUSE HULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TJ Matics]

CM Punk's relationships

 

[Joeezy^^]

One of the Godfather's Hoes Hardcore championship reign. O wait......

 

[Karilas]

Notice how there hasn't been a whole lot of recent material here. It seems 72 days is far too long for an angle in the impatient minds of modern bookers.

Anyhoo...

#Wrestlingthingsthatlastedlongerthankim'smarriage -

- Randy Orton's entrance, circa 2010.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

Mike Tenay's career

 

[Pepe Silvia]

HHH's nose

 

[ABMorales787]

The arrival of THEY.

 

[Karilas]

The arrival of THEY.

Also, the lingering feeling of disappointment after THEY were unveiled.

#Wrestlingthingsthatlastedlongerthankim'smarriage - Samoa Joe's dinner.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Kanes Marriage to Lita

 

[Pepe Silvia]

MVP's losing streak

 

[Alastor]

The secrecy behind the identity of the RAW GM

 

[Karilas]

Bret Hart vs. VKM at WM 27. *groan*

 

[therockiswwf]

I wanted to say Samoa Joe getting kidnapped but that fell short by 12 days

 

[Remix]

Damien Sandow's career in developmental.

 

[Karilas]

Wait, I'm confused, are we supposed to be typing things that seemed to take longer than 72 days for all the comedic fun of exaggeration, or is this concept a rather serious [and boring] list of things in wrestling that actually did last longer than 72 days?

Hell, this could either be a lot of fun or a dreadful chore.

#Wrestlingthingsthatlastedlongerthankim'smarriage: Cena Vs. Orton main-eventing Raw.

 

[mr.ready]

Alberto Del Rio's vignettes leading to his debut.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Matt Hardy's rehabilitation.