Wrestling Personality You Would Want For a GPS Voice

[nightmare]

Damien Sandow was not mentioned and you all should be ashamed for this oversight.

The Kane GPS would have to be the voice modulator one he used that made him sound like a robot.

Lawler would be terrible because he would just scream "Puppies!" and you wouldnt know if you were passing a pet store or strip club.

So clearly the only correct answer is Morgan Freeman. Or Bobcat Goldthwait. Maybe Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah those would be better than any wrestling ones.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Damien Sandow was not mentioned and you all should be ashamed for this oversight.

The Kane GPS would have to be the voice modulator one he used that made him sound like a robot.

Lawler would be terrible because he would just scream "Puppies!" and you wouldnt know if you were passing a pet store or strip club.

So clearly the only correct answer is Morgan Freeman. Or Bobcat Goldthwait. Maybe Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah those would be better than any wrestling ones.

The Damien Sandow voice is not compatible with anyone with an IQ less than 160.

 

[Rayne]

The Ted DiBiase voice comes packaged with Virgil, but upon loading he tells you he's not sure how it happened, he's not responsible, and he's in talks to get that to stop but there's only so much he can do.