Wrestling jokes.

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Does anyone know any god jokes about wrestling? I have a few:

How many TNA fans does it take to put up a lightbulb?
- Both of them.

Why couldn't Jeff Hardy re-heat his food?
- Cos his mic skills are terrible.

Q. Difference between Drew McIntyre and a party?
A. The party's over!

Steph and Triple H are playing with the kids at the local playground.

Steph: Trips I'm tired of swinging, you give Aurora a push!
Trips: No
Steph: Why not?
Trips: Cause she's too small and doesn't know how to work and has no charisma!

Q: What's the difference between John Cena and a John Cena DVD?
A: One actually sells.

Q: How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

X-Pac refusing to job to Booker T because he was a "bigger star".(If anyone remembers this.)

I heard a few Owen Hart and Kevin Nash ones that i won't say. What's yours?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Q: How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That one was brilliant. I have none but will use the ones you just provided

 

[Richard]

Why did Triple H cross the road?

He didn't, he stepped off the curb and tore his quad.

 

[BREAKitDxOWN]

Why did Triple H cross the road?

He didn't, he stepped off the curb and tore his quad.

LMAO!! thats kinda messed up man, funny as shit, but kinda messed up.
btw, lightbulb screwed lightbulb was pretty hilarious.

 

[Remix]

David Otunga.

 

[ABMorales787]

David Otunga.

But I got a better one. Darren Young.

 

[Leafy]

What famous video game starred Owen Hart?

Peggle

 

[ABMorales787]

What do Jack Swagger and Kurt Angle have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

 

[#hamler]

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

I’m straight, Edge

Lol, Yahoo answers are a bitch.

 

[ABMorales787]

The reason why Jeff Hardy's court case is continuosly delayed is because Matt ate the judge.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

What famous video game starred Owen Hart?

Peggle

This one is better....

What famous Third Eye Blind song is about Owen Hart??

"Jumper"


Slammy for best breakout wrestler of the year....

Otunga for wrestling himself from out of J.Hud's millions and the red carpet each week and making something on his own.


Why does Cody Rhodes have his own locker room away from everyone else's?
He's too femme to be with the guys, and he keeps stealing all the diva's lipstick.

 

[ABMorales787]

* Sheamus is so pail that when he needs to get X Rays done, the doctor just gets a flashlight.


* CM Punk prefers soda over beer. What Punk doesn't realize is that soda does a faster jobs of messing up your kidneys.


* If you say "Crossface" 3 times in front of a mirror, the ghost of Benoit will appear and headbutt you. If you say "cheeseburger" in front of a drive through Matt Hardy will somehow appear. If you count backwards from 10 to 1, Samoa Joe will appear. And promptly yell at you for it.


* How many Matt Hardys does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. 1 to get his heartbroken, 1 to call Jeff for help and 1 to eat it .



* Triple H walks into a wall with an erection and breaks his nose...



* Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?

Because he's constantly swerving.



* Rob Van Dam and Sabu get in a car, who's driving?

The police.



* What do you get when you combine TNA Wrestlers Suicide & Homicide?

Chris Benoit



* What are Owen Hart, Chris Benoit, & Eddie Guerrero expecting for Christmas?

Jeff Hardy.

 

[Ultra Awesome]

How many John Cena fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just get their parents to do it.

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How many IWC members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it, and another to complain that it's not like the lightbulbs from the Attitude Era

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"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"I'm not sure, but I'm sure Tazz was talking to him earlier backstage."

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You watch too much wrestling when:

Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.

Are at a restaurant eating with a few friends but then you shove them accros the table and scream: "D-VON! GET THE TABLES!"
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Why does Vince McMahon walk funny?
Why do you think Triple H has had so many title reigns?

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Sheamus' previous job was as a stunt double for Casper the friendly ghost,

Mark Henry's side job is portraying the Kool-Aid man at grand openings and running thru brick walls yelling "Oh-Yeah!"

Cena got kicked out of a protest for the rights of the Blind when he kept going up to Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller saying "You Can't See Me!"

On the show Man vs Food, the host went to Raleigh, NC. He went to take on the challenge to eat 17 hot dogs in 45 minutes. Not only does he lose to food. He loses his food, his table's food, and the restaurant loses all their food to Fatt Hardy. Then the show gets called Man vs Hungry Hungry Hippo.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Why does Hacksaw Jim Duggan bring a piece of wood to the ring?

To support his HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Crock]

This thread is terrible. Chavo wouldn't even put it over.

 

[Kenny Powers]

NXT and XFL. No punch line required.

 

[Richard]

So it's cool for Benoit jokes now?

 

[Alex]

Why doesn't Kane like going to the dentist???

Because the dentist has to Yankem

 

[Phoenix]

Vince McMahon and the WWE were finding there was only one way to push Matt Hardy, through the exit door.

 

[Next Jericho]

What's the differenced between Cena fans and Cena haters

Cena fans can make a sentence, Cena haters can make a sentence
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What is the same between Justin Biebar and John Cena?

Both can't wrestle
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How do you count ECW marks?

Count how many they are in the bingo hall
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Why is Hulk Hogan Ego so big.

He has to have someone to wrestle.

 

[Burnout]

What's the differenced between Cena fans and Cena haters

Cena fans can make a sentence, Cena haters can make a sentence
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What is the same between Justin Biebar and John Cena?

Both can't wrestle
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How do you count ECW marks?

Count how many they are in the bingo hall
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Why is Hulk Hogan Ego so big.

He has to have someone to wrestle.

There pretty suckish.

I like this one, took a second to realize.

What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

Oh Bubba, test the fries!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

 

[Ultra Awesome]

Youtube comment:

I don't know who has less talent, Cody Rhodes or Ted Dibiase Jr.

Response [from uploader]:

Randy Orton