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Pre-Show Stalwart
Folks, were on the road to Wrestlemania 45 and fans are gearing up for a super show. Just like our theme song says, "Everybody Wang Chung!" From top to bottom, the entire show is packed! The nine-hour event will be emanating live via television, internet, and chaluuffel-vision at 3pm EST on Sunday, March 19th. It should be quite a happening. Lets start with the night's most anticipated match:
Lord Enormous
vs. Bob Holly
In a special challenge match, Hardcore Bob Holly has promised to take out the massive Lord Enormous. A solid member of WWEs roster from way back when doors still had knobs, Bob has made a habit of teaching youngsters respect. Holly has vowed to do that with WWEs newest star. Will the Lord have his way with Holly? Youll know after WrestleMania!
Rigel 7 "The Butt Lovin' Alien"
vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan
In 2026, when the entire world learned of the true existence of aliens, World Wide Entertainment was eager to sign one to the roster. In typical WWE fashion, the alien was spiced up a bit, in order to give him a character people can relate to. On that day, Rigel 7 "The Butt-Lovin Alien" was born. Hes just your run-of-the-mill alien. You know, the kind of martian that you might run into at your local coffee shop or galgon station. The only difference is that he loves butts. Oh, how he loves the butts. Male, female, you name it he loves em. Will Hulk Hogans return to the ring be marred by Rigel 7s ass fetish? Can the Immobile One hold off the Stranger from a Strange Land and avoid his dreaded Butt Probe? Well learn the answers only on Pay Per View.
The Head of Vince McMahon w/Shane
vs. Jerry Orton
On the day that Vince McMahon turned 75, he made a promise. That promise was that he would never die. Using the same technology Kurt Angle used to become a robot, the chairman had his head detached from his body and placed inside a jar. McMahon had said that science will one day make him whole again. Until then, his son Shane has vowed to carry his fathers severed skull to each WWE event and cause trouble in the lives of young superstars.
In this case, fourth generation superstar Jerry Orton has seen his title dreams halted time and again by the chairmans vicious Headbutt of Doom (Shane threw the jar at him.) Despite facing nothing more than a decapitated McMahon head on pay-per-view, Jerry has stated that hes "scared to death." One can understand the Cowboy Killers apprehension. At press time, the head held three straight pinfall victories over the young up and comer. Will Mania break the streak?
The Great Avenger
vs. Ric Flair
Get ready for a treat! WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair laces up his boots and accepts the challenge of evil newcomer The Great Avenger. This feud began three weeks ago on Pipers Pit when the Avenger laid down a WrestleMania challenge to the Nature Boy. When finally reached for comment, Flair responded, "I may not be the youngest ride at the park " Then his jaw fell off. What else will fall off of the Dirtiest Player in the Game? Find out at WrestleMania 45!
Lord Enormous
vs. Bob Holly
In a special challenge match, Hardcore Bob Holly has promised to take out the massive Lord Enormous. A solid member of WWEs roster from way back when doors still had knobs, Bob has made a habit of teaching youngsters respect. Holly has vowed to do that with WWEs newest star. Will the Lord have his way with Holly? Youll know after WrestleMania!
Rigel 7 "The Butt Lovin' Alien"
vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan
In 2026, when the entire world learned of the true existence of aliens, World Wide Entertainment was eager to sign one to the roster. In typical WWE fashion, the alien was spiced up a bit, in order to give him a character people can relate to. On that day, Rigel 7 "The Butt-Lovin Alien" was born. Hes just your run-of-the-mill alien. You know, the kind of martian that you might run into at your local coffee shop or galgon station. The only difference is that he loves butts. Oh, how he loves the butts. Male, female, you name it he loves em. Will Hulk Hogans return to the ring be marred by Rigel 7s ass fetish? Can the Immobile One hold off the Stranger from a Strange Land and avoid his dreaded Butt Probe? Well learn the answers only on Pay Per View.
The Head of Vince McMahon w/Shane
vs. Jerry Orton
On the day that Vince McMahon turned 75, he made a promise. That promise was that he would never die. Using the same technology Kurt Angle used to become a robot, the chairman had his head detached from his body and placed inside a jar. McMahon had said that science will one day make him whole again. Until then, his son Shane has vowed to carry his fathers severed skull to each WWE event and cause trouble in the lives of young superstars.
In this case, fourth generation superstar Jerry Orton has seen his title dreams halted time and again by the chairmans vicious Headbutt of Doom (Shane threw the jar at him.) Despite facing nothing more than a decapitated McMahon head on pay-per-view, Jerry has stated that hes "scared to death." One can understand the Cowboy Killers apprehension. At press time, the head held three straight pinfall victories over the young up and comer. Will Mania break the streak?
The Great Avenger
vs. Ric Flair
Get ready for a treat! WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair laces up his boots and accepts the challenge of evil newcomer The Great Avenger. This feud began three weeks ago on Pipers Pit when the Avenger laid down a WrestleMania challenge to the Nature Boy. When finally reached for comment, Flair responded, "I may not be the youngest ride at the park " Then his jaw fell off. What else will fall off of the Dirtiest Player in the Game? Find out at WrestleMania 45!
